Glinda looked at Elphie smiled. "Elphie now that we're enemies I've beside to not make you my new project."

Elphie looked at Glinda with startled look. "Glinda did you forget your lyrics?"

Glinda smiled at her. "Don't worry I know what I'm doing." Soon she began to sing.

Whenever I see someone Less fortunate than I

(And let's face it-

These better be the right lines)

My tender heart

Doesn't even bleed

And when someone needs a makeover

I really don't like to take over

I don't know, I don't know

Exactly what you need

And even you your case

Though it's the…

Easiest case I've never faced

Don't worry

I not determined to succeed

Don't follow my lead

And yes, indeed

You won't be:

Popular!

You're not gonna be popular!

I won't teach you the proper poise

When you talk to boys

You won't know little ways to flirt and flounce

(Ooh!)

You'll never know what shoes to wear

How to that hair

Everything that really counts

To be popular

I won't help you be popular!

Be offended by my frank analysis

Don't think of it as personality dialysis

Now that I've chosen to become an enemy

I'm sister and adviser

But I'm still wiser

Especially when it comes to popular-

I know about popular

And without an assist from me

To be who you'll be

Instead of dreary who you- well are

I'm the one stopping you

From becoming popu-

Ler-lar:

"La la la la." Glinda sang as she looked for her script.

I'm not gonna make You popular

When I see depressing creatures

With said-looking features

They don't have brain or knowledge

Don't make me laugh!

They won't popular! Please-

It's all about popular!

Without of attitude

And the way you're viewed

It's very true it be

Pop-u-lar

Like me.

(Ahh!)

It's not about aptitude

It's the way you're viewed

So it's very shrewd to be

Very very popular

Like me!(Ahh!)

(spoken) Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're ugliy.

ELPHABA(spoken) wow go got that so worg

GALINDA

(spoken) You're welcome!

(sung) And though you protest

Your disinterest

I know clandestinely

You're gonna grin and bear it

Your new found popularity

La la la la

You'll be popular -

Just not quite as popular

As me!(spoken)GALINDA

I foud my lines.(spoken) ELPHABA IM OUT OF HERE!(DOOR CLOSIS)