Clair In Goldenrod

by cameraclick

I wrote this two summers ago. It's just about Clair, the gym leader of Blackthorn City and a few other Pokemon characters in Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver. The games are amazing! Written from the view of Photographer Cameron, who appears many times in the games.

Clair In Goldenrod: A Dangerous Combination

When Clair, Lance and Grandmaster Stinkybreath were staying at the Goldenrod Bed and Breakfast in Goldenrod City, Johto for a vacation, Clair ended up meeting her ex-best friend Whitney. She got so jealous that Whitney had lost some weight, (she was a very chubby child) she pulled Whitney's pants down and slapped her butt. Thank God Whitney wears underwear, as Clair is a HUGE thong lover. She was also jealous that Whitney has a boyfriend, the Gym Leader from Pewter City, Kanto. His name is Brock. Clair had been trying to get a boyfriend for a very long time, but it never worked. You see, Clair has been taking the trampy approach, stripping for them, acting very seductive, trying to touch the boys in places that make them feel hot and sexy. It's not just the boys Clair has been stripping for; she even had a strip club open in Blackthorn City, where she lives. Lance, her older brother, who many of you know as the Pokémon League Champion, does not approve of such behavior. Compared to his sister, he is calm and mature. He also firmly believes that being single is not a bad thing. The Blackthorn Strip Club opened on July 30th, 2010 at 1:00pm. Blackthorn City, a normally quiet mountain retreat, became a noisy, crowded environment, full of nudity and everything absurd. We hope that Clair realizes what she did was wrong.

By Photographer Cameron of the Poké Dig.