The Ultimate Parodies

CHAPTER 1- RANDOM SKITS OF AWESOMENESS

Hi fellow readers! First and foremost I would like to thank Luigisgirlfriend for adding me to her favorite authors! And for reviewing it is also Luigisgirlfriend, AaylaKit, EPICYOSHI39000. Oh and remember, unless enough people (5) want me to continue with Happy Holidays, I'm not doing any more chapters. Oh, I woulda updated a day earlier, but I got sick sooo…

Disclaimer- I forgot before, but I wish I owned Nintendo… so obviously I don't.

Skit 1- The Head On commercial

Luigi and Daisy had left the park and Luigi had gotten them some ice cream to snack on before they got to her house. While she was eating her ice cream she got a brain freeze, but she didn't tell Luigi about. She was going to put some medicine on it when she got back home. So to pass the time, and forget about her throbbing head, she stated making plans with him for a second date later.

"Bye Luigi! See ya soon, honey!" She was extremely excited, her 1st date had gone wonderfully well and she had plans for a second date tomorrow. Now just to get some medicine for her head from the cabinet. She walked slowly toward the cabinet, opened it, and promptly smacked her head with it.

"Ouch! Gosh darn cabinet! Now my head really hurts." She coulda cussed right then, but she made a vow not to cuss once her mom caught her.

In fact, it hurt so bad she promptly fell on the chair below the cabinet to wait for her head to calm for a little bit. Right then, another bottle fell right on her head.

"OUCH! That really does it! How did that even happen! Is someone out to get me or something?"

Then she read the bottle: Head On, cures headaches, migraines, and other pain in the head.

"Head On, apply directly to the forehead."

"Huh? Who's there? Where's that voice coming from?"

"Head On, apply directly to the forehead."

"There it is again! Who's there?" Daisy was starting to get scared of this strange voice that seemed to come out of nowhere. "Peach, if that's you, this isn't funny. Please stop!"

"Head On, apply directly to the forehead."

"Ahhh! Stop it!" Daisy yelled, running into her backyard.

"Head On, apply directly to the forehead."

"NOOOOO! Evil monotone voice, come out if you know what's good for you!"

"Head On, apply directly to the forehead. Put it on if YOU know what's good for you."

"I, Princess Daisy, command you to… to come out right this moment." She was visibly shaking by now.

Suddenly, Daisy was transported to a barren, empty area. All there was, was a white expanse that went as far a she could see.

"Head On, apply directly to the forehead. I only want you to feel better."

"Creepy… If I put this stupid stuff on will you just LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"Yes I will…Head On, apply directly to the forehead."

"Do you absolutely have to say that?" ARGH, I am so mad right now. How dare that monotone voice take me away, I don't even have the bottle anymore. Just then, as if reading her mind, which really wasn't unlikely in this strange dimension, a bottle of Head On landed on her head.

"OUCH, what the heck was that for!"

"…Apply directly to the forehead…"

"Okay, okay, I get the point, 'apply directly to the forehead.'" She said, obviously mocking the voice.

"Do not mock, instead apply directly to the forehead."

Then 500 new bottles landed on her head. "Yeah, yeah, what-ever. Be patient. Jeez!"

She then grabbed the 'medicine,' opened it, and ever so slowly, it neared her head. Ahh, it felt sooo good. It immediately felt better.

Suddenly, as if going back in time, it hurt (her head) just as badly, if not worse than, before. Soon she was caught in a seemingly endless loop that never seemed to end.

"Head On, apply directly to the forehead." A sweep across her forehead. Repeat. Repeat once again. Repeat once more, in a seemingly endless cycle.

"Daisy. Daiiisy… HEY YO, DAISY! WAKE UP!"

She woke up to see Luigi, Peach, and Mario over her.

"What are you guys doing here?"

"Umm… well Daisy, after our date in town, I dropped you off at your house." Luigi began.

"Mhhhm, I already knew that one, captain obvious."

"Hey don't be mean to my bro! He rescued your life."

"Mario dear, I'm sure she meant it all in good fun. And even if she didn't, she has a really hurt head. As you just said, she could be dead, or at least in a coma."

"Wait a moment." Daisy was shocked; dead, a coma, how long was she out?

Luigi began jokingly, "Well, before I was so ruuudely interrupted by some people… I was gonna say I heard a thump and a bang, so I rushed in to see what was up. I found you unconscious on a chair, next to a bottle of Head On. We rushed you to the hospital 3 days ago, and since then, you've been unconscious."

"How'd they get my head to feel better then?"

Mario burst in, "A bottle of Head On of course."

She promptly fainted, not waking up for another 2 days. The last thing she heard was Luigi yelling at Mario.

"Really Mario! You just haaad to say that, didn't you! Well don't worry, I'm not gonna talk to you until my little flower wakes up."

The last thing she mumbled was "awww," before she finally completely went into unconsciousness.

Ahh, short, but this was irresistible. Please review! :D