The One Where It's Summer-Part 1

Written by Friends Babe

Sorry about the delay in getting this sorted. My computer went mad and just didn't use the gaps I'd put in. Thank you for being so patient though and thanks for all the nice reviews!!!

~Friends Babe~

These characters do not belong to me but are property of Bright, Kauffman, Crane Productions and Warner Bros. They are not intended for profit but for entertainment.

This is my second fanfic and hopefully it's a bit better. It takes place in early season 7. Monica and Chandler are dating. Joey is dating a girl called Geri. She is played by Kate Winslet (yeah like I could ever get her!) The only problem is she has a daughter.

P.S Chandler still lives with Joey

[Monica and Rachel's, around breakfast time, everyone is there apart from Joey]

Rachel: did you guys get any sleep last night?

Monica: not a wink

Chandler: they are so loud it's unbelievable!

Phoebe : what exactly do they do in there?

Chandler: I don't even want to know!

Monica : and it's not like it stops after a while, no their at it all night

Chandler: I am seriously thinking about moving out

Joey enters

Joey : hey guys

All : ad-lib hellos

Ross : how was your night?

Joey : slept like a baby

Opening Credits

[Central Perk again everyone but Joey]

Phoebe : y'know what I was thinking?

Monica : we're not all psychic you know

Phoebe : what? Anyway I was thinking we all should go away!

Chandler: where? Anywhere but Las Vegas!

Phoebe : no, been there

Rachel : seriously Pheebs where do you want to go?

Phoebe : I really don't know

Chandler: as long as Geri doesn't come I'm in

Joey enters

Joey : hey guys

All : ad-lib hellos

Ross : Jo we were just talking about taking a holiday

Joey : cool, can Geri come?

Chandler buries his head in Monica's lap

[Joey and Chandlers, Monica and Chandler are trying to cuddle on the chair but there is really loud giggling coming from Joey's room]

Chandler turns the T.V up

The giggling gets louder

Chandler turns the T.V up full blast

Monica : Chandler, you're gonna deafen me!

Chandler: what!?

Monica : I said your gonna deafen me!

Chandler: WHAT!?

Monica : I SAID YOU'RE GONNA DEAFEN ME!

Chandler: WHAT!!!???

Monica turns the T.V off

Monica : I said you're gonna deafen me

Chandler: oh

Monica : you've gotta tell him about the noise

Chandler: oh yeah

Monica : c'mon he won't mind

Chandler: no I am not gonna tell my best friend to keep the noise down

Monica : well if you won't then I will

Monica goes and knocks on Joey's door

Joey opens the door with a pillow there

Joey : hey Mon

Monica : hey Jo, can I ask you a favour?

Joey : sure, what's up?

Monica : I don't really know how to say this, but could you...

Chandler: shut that woman up!

Joey : who?

Chandler: Geri!

Geri enters wearing Joey's robe

Geri : I heard my name?

Joey : yeah Monica and Chandler were just saying that your too...

Monica : a little bit, not too

Geri : a little bit what?

Chandler: loud

Geri : well sorry if I'm having a good time

Monica : we didn't say stop having a good time we just meant

Chandler: not a LOUD time

Monica : yeah

Geri : Joey?

Joey : yeah

Geri : kick them out, the boring old stuff pots

Joey : yeah out you whatever she said

Joey throws them out

[Hallway, Monica and Chandler]

Chandler: [mimicking] go on Chandler he won't mind

[Geri's apartment]

Geri : c'mon Joey say it

Joey : I don't wanna

Geri : please

Joey: fine...love ya, love ya, turtle dove ya.(sorry I got that off an old episode of neighbours!)

Geri : thank you

Joey : Geri?

Geri : yeah

Joey : we've been going out for about a month yeah

Geri : yeah so?

Joey : well I think we should be totally honest with each other

Geri : oh my God

Joey : what?

Geri : you're gay

Joey : no, no, I just don't think we should have any secrets

Geri : O.K, I'm married

Joey : what!?

Geri : I have a daughter

Joey : I think I'm gonna faint

[Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Ross and Rachel]

Monica : and them she called us boring old fuss pots and Joey threw us out

Chandler: I don't even know what a fuss pot is!

Ross : wow, she is just mean!

Chandler: it's just the way he looked at me, like he hated me

Joey enters

Joey : hey man

Chandler: I'm sorry I didn't know you hung out with boring old fuss pots like us

Joey : I'm sorry man, look I need your help

Chandler: with what?

Joey : well I have this friend who's going out with this incredible woman, but he's Just found out she's married, with a daughter

Monica : Joey

Joey : yeah

Monica: your friends you isn't it?

Joey : no...

Monica : Joey

Joey : yeah it's me

Ross ; so Geri's married?

Rachel: or are you dating another fantastic woman?

Joey : no it's Geri

Chandler: so what's the story?

Joey : everything I just told you, she's married with a kid, Jesus...

Rachel : walk us through it honey, walk us through it

Joey : oh right, she's married to this guy Tomas, Mexican I think and they have this Daughter,Issa, who's 5.

Monica : so are they separated or still married?

Joey : don't know

Ross : is she gonna break up with this guy?

Joey : don't know

Rachel : where does Issa fit into all this?

Joey : don't know

Chandler: do you know anything about this?

Joey : don't know

Chandler: what did you do after she told you?

Joey : I called her some names and ran out

Monica : what kinda names?

Joey : this is a family place, I can't repeat them, well I guess I can say a few...

Rachel : know what? I think we can guess

Joey : O.K

Chandler: what are you gonna do now?

Joey : go upstairs and order a pizza

Chandler: about Geri!

Joey : oh...don't know

[Joey's apartment, he's sitting on the chair with a big pizza] There is a loud knock

Monica : [through door] Joey open up!

Joey : no!

Rachel ; [through door] c'mon Joey we'll make you feel better

Joey : unless you plan to sleep with me you can't

Phoebe : [through door] we could do that, if you want

Joey : yeah![gets up]

Monica/Rachel :PHOEBE!!

Phoebe : sorry

Monica : c'mon Joey we wanna help you

Joey : fine

Joey opens the door

Joey : hey

Rachel : wow you look terrible

Joey : thanks

Phoebe : we rented movies

Joey : what movies?

Rachel : There's Something About Mary

Monica : The Green Mile and

Phoebe : When Harry met Sally

Joey : oh won't they be fun

Time Lapse 2/3 hours later

Joey : wow this is so fun!

Rachel : told ya

Time lapse 2/3 hours later. Phoebe and Rachel are asleep. Monica and Joey are talking

Monica : you sure you're O.K?

Joey : yeah I'm fine

Monica ; no you're not

Joey : of course I'm not, how would you feel if you found out Chandler was Married?

Monica : well, I wouldn't be very happy

Joey : not happy, Monica you'd go mad!

Monica : I guess I would, but if someone did that to me then they don't deserve me. Just like Geri doesn't deserve you

Joey : what do you mean?

Monica : Joey you are a great person and you don't need someone who's gonna do That to you

Joey : you think I'm a great person?

Monica : of course you are, your sweet and caring and...

Joey suddenly grabs Monica and kisses her passionately Monica breaks the kiss

Monica : Joey what was that?

Joey : a kiss

Monica : I know but why were you kissing me?

Joey : it's all that stuff you just said, it made me realise I needed someone better, Someone like you

Monica : me?

Joey : you

Monica : but Joey I'm dating Chandler and I'm sure you deserve someone like Rachel Or Phoebe, not me

Joey : but I want you

Monica : I gotta go

She grabs her purse and rushes out

[Next day, Central Perk, everyone's there Joey and Monica are avoiding each others eyes]

Phoebe : I figured it out

Ross : what you figure out Pheebs?

Phoebe : where we're going on vacation

Monica/Joey: vacation!?

Rachel : yeah vacation

Chandler: so Pheebs where are we going?

Phoebe : Hawaii!

Monica/Joey; Hawaii!?

Chandler: The state of love

Monica/Joey: Love!?

Rachel : O.K you two are really freaking me out now

Monica/Joey: sorry

Phoebe : anyway I booked the tickets

Ross : when do we leave?

Phoebe : tomorrow!

Monica/Joey: Tomorrow!? Sorry/sorry

[Airplane, next day. Monica and Joey are sitting next to each other with Chandler on the other side Of Monica] Chandler gets up

Chandler: just going to the bathroom

Monica : bye sweetie

Chandler leaves

Joey : listen Monica, about that kiss, I'm...

Monica : Joey it's fine

Joey : really?

Monica : yeah, you were upset, it was a moment of weakness

Joey : I was actually gonna say I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable, but my Feelings haven't changed

Monica : What!

Joey : Mon I think I love you

Monica : ah crap!

[Hawaii, dinning room, everyone is there]

Chandler: anyway, I wanna thank you all for coming and...

Phoebe : hey you didn't plan this vacation!

Rachel : yeah, this was all Pheebs' idea!

Ross : I can't believe you're trying to take some of the praise!

Joey : yeah man, I thought you were better than that!

Monica : what were you thinking?

Chandler; stop ganging up on me!

Chandler gets up

Monica : where are you going?

Chandler: I'm gonna get us some drinks

Chandler comes back with a tray full of drinks

Chandler: O.K guys drink up

Time Lapse it's about 2 hours later, everyone apart from Monica and Joey are really drunk

Chandler: you know what, you're my only friend in the world

Ross : I love you man!

Chandler; I love you too! [They hug]

Rachel : what about me?

Phoebe : and me, I love you too! [They all hug]

Monica : alright that's it I'm leaving

Joey : I'll come with you

Monica and Joey leave, Chandler, Ross, Rachel and Phoebe are still hugging

[Monica and Chandler's hotel room]

Monica : thanks for walking me up

Joey : no problem

Monica ; hey you wanna... never mind

Joey : what?

Monica : nothing

Joey ; seriously what?

Monica : I was just wondering if you wanted to stay for some coffee?

Joey : yeah sure

Monica ; great, I'll go make it

Monica gets up to make the coffee, as she's pouring it Joey goes up behind her and puts his arms around her waist

Monica : Joey what are you doing?

Instead of answering Joey cups her face in his hands and kisses her deeply

[Downstairs, next morning, Chandler, Ross, Rachel and Phoebe, they are all hung over, the dining room is in a real mess]

Ross : what happened here?

Chandler: I think WE happened here

Rachel : what?

Phoebe : well we got drunk and had a good time...

Chandler: how can you remember anything we did last night?

Phoebe : I'm psychic

Ross ; hey where's Joey?

Rachel : and Monica's not here either

Phoebe : they didn't stay, they left early

Chandler: oh my God, Monica's gonna kill me!

Chandler rushes out

[Monica and Chandler's hotel room, Monica and Joey are in bed]

Monica : wow, that was amazing

Joey : I told ya

Monica : oh that was even better than...

Joey : Chandler?

Monica : that's not what I said

Joey : but it's what you meant

Door starts rattling like someone trying to get in

Monica : oh my god that's Chandler!

Joey : what!?

Monica : that's Chandler

Joey : what'll we do, what'll we do!!??

Monica : get out of the bed, get dressed

Joey and Monica jump out of bed and start getting dressed, then... The door bursts open and...

Chandler: Joey, Monica, what's goin' on?

Zoom in on Monica and Joey looking really guilty

End

Authors Note : Well what did ya think, it was a little short I know but still, I'm gonna try writing a series now that follows on from this, you might not hear anything for a while though sorry. I promise the next one will be better than this one (that won't be hard!), again I love getting feedback so please review!!!