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Hidan: Where the am I?
Sasori: Beats me.
Hidan: Where the hell did you come from?
Sasori: All of the Akatsuki are here to answer questions from fans.
Shiori: Yeah, that's right. And you can't leave.. :p
~Shiori poofed into the room~
Hidan: who the -censored- are you?
Shiori: Well if you must know, I'm the author of this story. And technically speaking, you're being
held against your will if you don't want to be here.
Hidan: What? Let me leave! I have rituals to do!
Shiori: nah..
Hidan: -censored-, let me leave!
Shiori: pfft. not with that attitude and vulgar language. And I have a name.
Hidan: Aw, -censored- it! I'll do it myself!
~runs out the room and gets electricuted~
Sasori: idiot..
Hidan: What the -censored- is this?
Shiori: Just some electrical fields that just so happened to be around this area. :)
Hidan: What the -censored-! -censored-, let me out!
Shiori: nope, that's not my name.
Hidan: How the -censored- am I supposed to know your damn name?
Shiori: It's on the title page, baka.
Hidan: I don't give a -censored-! Let me out!
Pein: Shut. Up.
Hidan: Make me -censored-!
Pein: ~glare~
Hidan: glare at me all the -censored- you want! I don't take -censored- orders from the likes of you!
Shiori: You're very rude you know that?
Hidan: Shut the -censored- up! No one was talking to you!
Shiori: Ah, but I have the right to voice my opinion whether you want to hear it or not. :p
Hidan: this is some -censored- up -censored-...
Shiori: dude, seriously.. cut it out with the cursing.
Hidan: GO TO HELL
Shiori: Not before I drag you along with me.. 3:)
Hidan: -censored-
Kakuzu: You have no decency..
Hidan: no -censored- sherlock! Jashin says I don't have to respect no one but him!
Sasori: No one gives a damn about your -censored-damn god!
Tobi: oh! Dei Dara- senpai! Sasori said a bad word!
Dei Dara: So? What do you want me to do about it, hm?
Zetsu (dark side) : You should take him apart and auction off his body parts.
Kakuzu: I'll be the one to do that. I just need to find the barcode on him..
Kisame: He has a barcode?
Kakuzu: No one knows this, but some parts of him does.. He asked me if he could borrow some money for them.
Sasori: Hey! You know I'm right here!
Kakuzu: Quiet down and be still. I need to see the barcode
Sasori: Back off! I make my own body parts!
Dei Dara: You is a lie hm..
Sasori: Shut up Dei Dara!
Tobi: ooooo! Sasori just told you to shut up senpai! What are you going to do about it?
Itachi: Tobi, you should stop instigating.
Tobi: You're the one to talk, Itachi! You motivated your brother to hate you and one day kill you! What do you call that?
Itachi: ...
Tobi: Exactly! :3
Pein: Respect your elders, Tobi.
Tobi: Yes sir! :P
Shiori: ~rolls eyes~ okay then.. uhhmm.. Well if you want to see what this story is about, post a comment with a question in it, and the Akatsuki will answer them whether they like it or not.
Hidan: I sure as -censored- won't like it!
Shiori: Shut up before I smack you.
Hidan: I'd like to see you try, -censored-!
Shiori How many times must I tell you? I have a name teme.. and I'm about tired of you with your profanity.
Hidan: Well -censored-! You have it blocked right? So it shouldn't be a -censored- problem then!
Shiori: Why did you let him join the Akatsuki?
Pein: I don't even know anymore..
Shiori" -_-'
To be continued..