Hichi, Ichi, and AIDS

Hichigo- "Uhm...Ichigo...I have aids...and uhm...I may have given it ta ya last night..."

Ichigo- "You mean to tell me, that you may have given me aids when you raped me last night?"

Hichigo- "Uhm...pretty much...yeah. Ya should go get yerself checked..."

Ichigo- "Yeah? What the fuck am I supposed to tell them? 'Oh uhm my inner hollow raped me last night, and he has aids.' Who the hell would believe that?"

Hichigo- "Uhm...yeah I can't answer that...uhm good luck finding someone who will believe ya...oh and good luck with the aids..."

Ichigo- "You bastard! I hate you! You have ruined me! Thanks a lot!"

Hichigo- "Ruined ya? How?"

Ichigo- "You seriously had to ask? Okay, first of all, you walked up to me and brought me to your bed! Secondly, you had sex with me against my will! And then, after that incident of terror, you tell me, that you have aids! You ruined my life!"

Hichigo- "How was that an incident of terror?"

Ichigo- "For you, it wasn't! You enjoyed it! Cuz you're gay! However, I am NOT gay, so I did not enjoy it! Do you know how it feels to have a gay guy rape you against your will, when you're not gay?"

Hichigo- "Uhm no I don't...and I aint completely gay..."

Ichigo- "What do you mean, not completely gay?"

Hichigo- "I had sex with a girl...once...about 3 years ago..."

Ichigo- "Well, that was then, and this is now...you cannot tell me that you're not completely gay now!"

Hichigo- "And why is that?"

Ichigo- "You did everything last night! You kissed me, undressed me, sucked my cock...the works!"

Hichigo- "Yeah, yer right, I am completely gay now."

Ichigo- "….And why do you have a tattoo of a strawberry on your shoulder!"

Hichigo- "Uhm... I was drunk...and high...and uhm it was there when I woke up..."

Ichigo- "AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU HAVE AIDS! I can't believe you! What is wrong with you?"

Hichigo- "I really don't know...maybe cuz I'm yer counterpart and ya aint messed up?"

Ichigo- "Dude, seriously? Just shut up. Just stop talking before you kill the rest of me. You have already killed my sanity, you've killed my virginity, and you have infected me with aids. There isn't much left to kill, so I'd like to keep the rest of my brain alive if you don't mind. Every time you open your mouth, you kill more of my brain cells."

Hichigo- "I do not!"

Ichigo- "It's official...my brain died...thanks for killing it! Happy now!"

Hichigo- "Yes!"

Ichigo- "You bastard! I'm gonna kill you!"

Hichigo- "Will ya rape me before the killing part?"

Ichigo- "NO I WILL NOT!"

Hichigo- "Awww...yer no fun...I was kinda lookin forward ta it..."