Itachi Goes to a Chinese Restaurant
I don't own Naruto. It's the other way around.
Okay, Itachi already ate his food and everything. Ok? Ok.
Itachi, full of Chinese food, sighed and leaned back into his chair. A waiter came up to him and gave him a fortune cookie. He opened it and it said:
You will receive Great misfortune in the next 48 hours, unless you avoid people by the name of Kisame, Naruto, and Uchiha.
"Uchiha… Kisame… and Naruto. What an oddly specific fortune." Itachi said to himself. As he left the restaurant, he saw Kisame walking down the street. "Hey Itachi-""Sorry Kisame, I have to completely avoid you for the next two days. So go find someone else to hang out with." Itachi cut in. "Now to find out how to avoid myself…" Itachi murmured. "Avoid himself…?" Kisame thought for a moment. Must've went to a Chinese restaurant again.
Along the way, He saw Naruto and Sasuke walking towards him. Sasuke noticed him as he walked by. "ITACHI!!" He yelled. He jumped at him with a kunai, ready to attack. " Sorry Sasuke, can't fight you today. I have to avoid you today and tomorrow or the cookie will bring me misfortune. Later." Itachi said, dodging his attack. "You too Naruto." Sasuke and Naruto only laughed. But Itachi didn't hear, he was trying to figure out how to avoid himself.
Meanwhile, Kisame was bothering Kabuto.
"GO AWAY KISAME!!!" He yelled. "But Itachi said I had to Hang out with someone else for the next two days." Kisame responded. "I'D KILL MYSELF BEFORE THEN!!" Kabuto yelled. "You suck Kabuto." Kisame said as he left in search of a new buddy to hang out with.
Itachi decided to take enough sleeping pills to sleep through the two days of avoiding anyone. So he took 3, just to be safe. It wasn't. Did you guts know that Itachi doesn't read labels? If it looks right, he uses it. Unfortunately, this was his downfall. The pills were OVERDOSE. He ended sleeping three weeks instead.
During the three weeks, Kisame was still looking for a buddy to hang out with. He found someone right when Itachi woke up. Since he figured that he slept two days, He went in search of Kisame and saw that he was with someone else. "Hey Kisame! Who's your friend?" He asked. This is a guy I found off the street. I named hin Norm." Kisame said.
"You named him?"Itachi asked. "he wouldn't say his name. so I named him. It's perfect logic, right?" Kisame laughed. "Well, anyway, My two days are over, so we can hang out again!" Itachi said. Kisame gave him a confused look. "Itachi… It's been THREE WEEKS. You locked yourself in your room for three weeks." Kisame explained. Itachi froze. And stayed like that for another three weeks. Stupid.
In the fortune cookie industry, Naruto and Sasuke were writing fortunes and passing them out. That fortune Itachi got was written and delivered by them.
ME: I couldn't get this idea out of my mind. R&R thanx.