This is some good advice I've recived.
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You'd rather be in Denver now.
Better here than in a French Jet.
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.
There was once a gay parrot. He was quite gay.
Ah ha, I was like LOL ROFL, and she was like LOL.
The Jonas Brothers created the Macarena to please their god.
THE END IS NIGH!
I am a gay?
New TV's contain free cocaine.
Harry Potter dies!
The cat goes Moo.
My sister's advice
You better get those raisins out of your nose before I blow them up your brain.
Take that stupid hat off!
This is a mix between a cross bow and a gun. It goes WAH PAH!
Something totally random.
*bird noises*
Please! Speak to me!
Drown me! (She's kidding)
If you don't bleed to death, I'll shoot you again.
Here, have a shirt! I bled on it last night.
Look! A bathing suit from the last person who said 'I hate you'!
From an airplane!
Your face has rabies! AND IT'S ONLY THE FACE!
Here, have a free bathing suit! We bathed it in BLOOD!
Osaka
Sata Andagi!