A new story
"It seems that no one's at home brother." said al absent mindedly staring out at the empty driveway. Ed devilishly grinned.
"What is it?" Al asked him.
"Wanna do something FUN, Al?"
"like what?"
"hehehe."
THE END!
Ed made Al do all the chores and then he said
"okay al now I dare you to climb the TV antena."
"okay piece o cake." said Al.
"then, Al said now I dare you to jump off the roof brother." said al.
"Al why are you narrating for yourself?"
"I don't know, does it matter?"
"ya kind of."
"okay."
Ed jumped off of the roof.
"okay my turn to dare you to do something al."
"like what?"
"Let's ask envy what I should dar eyou to do cuz im all outa ideas."
"k."
"They walked to envy's house." said al.
"al quite narrating!"
They reached envy.
"hi, I'm envy." said envy.
"well im Edward Elric" said al in ed's voice.
"shut up al!" envy and ed both said at the same time.
"jinx" said al.
Now envy and ed could not talk.
"okay this is getting dreary and out of hand so, envy, ed." said al. Hearing they're names allowed them to talk again.
"thanks al!" exclaimed ed.
"so what brings you coupla love birds here?" envy asked them.
"WHAT LOVE BIRDS?" ed questioned.
He's awn to us thought ed.
"what?" questioned al/
"nvm" said envy.
"k" said ed and al both at the same time.
"jinx" said envy.
Aw shucks thought ed.
"ed, al" said envy.
"thanks envy!" ed and al both said at the same time.
"jinx!" said envy.
awshucks thought al.
THE END
In the next chapter, envy has a bit of an extreme dare on his hands.
"okay so envy we came to ask what I should dare al to do in our dare contest."
"dare him to ask winry out on a date."
"wah…NO!" yelled ed.
"ok tell him to ask Rose out on a date."
"wah…NO!" yelled ed.
"tell him to ask riza on a date."
"wah…NO!"
"tell him to ask aunt pinanko on a date."
"what the heck?" ed exclaimed again.
"tell him to ask Cheska on a date."
"NO!"
"tell him to ask you on a date."
"k…WAIT! NO!" yelled ed for the millionth time. "no no no, no means NO envy, no dates" said ed.
"Fine, tell al to choose someone to ask on a date." said envy.
"no dates. I don't wanna dare him that."
"Dare al to dare you to do something."
"ok fine. Al. I dare you to dare me to do something."
"okay brother I dare you to um kiss the next person you see wearing bluee oh wait that's me ehehe…." said al."
"what the hell." said envy.
"em al are you sure that was just a coincidence..?" asked ed suspiciously.
"yah brother!"
"well okay then."
"ed what a queer."
"who is?" demanded ed.
"tch, you!"
Ed rolled his eyes.
"come on al let's ditch this joint.
They wenrt into an alley without envy or anyone near by.
:okay al I'll do what you dared me now."
"right."
"and remember im just doing this for the dare,"
"right."
"I don't know what's gotten into ya daring me to do this but I'd just be a wuss for not cooperating…"
"right."
"and um don't tell winry about this."
"right."
"and um let's not make any more freakish da-"
Al leaned in and kissed him.
THE END