My friend, frillysherlock (tumblr name), asked me to write this once she saw a post on Tumblr describing some things heard in B&BW so I did~ It took me about five minutes, but it was a fun five minutes XD
A Little Trip Bath and Body Works
Serena-loves-Angst
"Dean, why is this bottle labled 'Angel Feathers'?"
"It's a shitty misnomer that whoever made that piece of wax decided name."
"Dean, why is there a scent for 'Tennis Ball Cans'?"
"…I will say it again: Monsters I get, people are just crazy."
"Dean, do you think six towels will do? And while we're actually splurging for once, what do you think about these robes and slippers? They're on sale if we buy them as a set."
"Cas, can you please mojo up Sam's birth certificate for me? I need to change the gender box to 'fucking female'."
"Shut up, Dean. Now, do you want the robes and slippers or not?"
"…fine. Feel free to pick up some perfume and makeup while you're at it, Samantha."
"If your cologne is mysteriously replaced with a bottle of 'Summer Dance', it will only be done in retribution."
"What the fuck does a 'Summer Dance' smell like?" …a few seconds pause. "Sam, I will rip your balls out of your mouth if you get that thing within a yard of me."
"Dean, come over here. I believe that I have found a smell that I like."
"'Fresh Cut Grass'? Who are you? Hermione Granger?"
"Dean, I don't understand that reference."
"Dean, I thought you said you never read Harry Potter."
"…shut up."
"Dean―"
"Oh my god, if that's another shittily named candle I am leaving."
"…'Santa's Beard'…"
"That's it. I'm leaving!" …passes by a Bath and Body Works employee. "How the hell can you stand this place? It smells like a fucking landfill for every smell known to man!"
"It's no problem, sir. I lost my ability to smell things when I was a child and I am currently the only one who works here!"
"…people are crazy."
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