Praise the awesome me!
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Hey, the awesome Prussia here. This is my blog. For all of my fans out there, give me your questions, your requests and I will do them all.
~a few hours ago~
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Prussia turned over, it was a bright and sunny day, the birds were chirping and-
"I'm bored!" Prussia sat up on the couch.
And Prussia had nothing to do.
Prussia sighed and stretched, his bones cracked and he rubbed his shoulder.
"Ah, all I did was tease Austria. West didn't have to make me sleep on the couch." Prussia yawned, "alright, what to do today."
He looked around the room, he was in the living room, and there was no one around. He spotted the remote and grabbed it, "Alright, let's see what's going on." He pushed the 'on' button on the remote, wondering what day it was.
He looked through the channels, 'news, basketball game, CSI, where's the movies?'
Prussia groaned and turned the tv off. "Ah~ so bored…"
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Prussia got up off the couch and went out into the hallway, he looked left and right, but he didn't see anyone.
"I wonder where West and Italy went." He slowly walked down the halls.
"Well, it doesn't look like they're home." He shrugged and continued walking down the halls while wondering if Germany had something to do today.
"hm… Oh! Italy wanted to go to some carnival with him… or something…" He frowned, "They didn't invite me to go… not that I wanted to… I have other things to do. And I like...being alone…"
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He stopped and turned, on his right was Germany's room, and on his left was the door to the basement, aka, his room.
Should he go in his little brother's room? It was a complete violation of privacy and West would probably yell at him for going in there but…
Prussia shrugged, "Why not?"
So he went into his little brother's bedroom. It was pretty cozy actually. A nice bed which his brother and Italy slept in. Yeah, he knew Italy liked to sneak into Germany's bed, heck; he was the one who let Italy in half the time.
And the other times? Well, Italy must have snuck in there somehow…
The snatched a potato from Germany's 'potato bowl'. It wasn't a fruit bowl, there was no fruit, so it's a potato bowl. He bit into it and walked over to Germany's desk.
He turned on Germany's computer, why didn't his brother have a laptop? Those things were easier to carry. Sure they weighted like ten pounds, but it was just one thing.
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A blue screen stared at him, the word password stared back at him.
Well, he didn't expect that. But then again, Germany was always a bit paranoid about people looking at his stuff.
'Lets see, what would his password be?'
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Prussia typed in Germany, and pressed enter. There was a thin line of red text underneath the password box. 'Incorrect' it said.
'Ok, how about 'Italy?' Also, wrong. Prussia scratched his head, what would his brother put as a password?
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Prussia spent twenty minutes trying to figure out Germany's password. He typed in practically everything from Germany's favorite foods, to 'potato bastard' and even password. Nothing worked.
Just as he failed the 3oth time, a different message popped up in red text.
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Brother, you will never figure out my password. It is the last thing you would expect.
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Oh, so west was challenging him now? He grinned, ha! He was a thousand years to early for that! Whatever Prussia wants, he gets!
Prussia thought for a moment, the last thing I would type in… hm…
A light bulb went off in Prussia's head. "I got it!"
He lightly tapped the keys, 'I am awesome'.
"Ping" The words loading was in white. Prussia silently congratulated himself. Of course he could do it. He was the awesome Prussia, if he couldn't do it, no one could. But he could do everything, he was that awesome.
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The desktop loaded, Prussia frowned, West didn't even bother changing his desktop background. It was a hill with a blue sky and clouds. Yeah, so boring.
Prussia tapped idly on the keys, he had been so busty trying to figure out how to get into Germany's computer, he had completely forgotten what he wanted to do in the first place.
"Something about searching…" Prussia mumbled clicking the menu and selecting Firefox.
He shrugged, "I'll just go and chat with someone."
He typed in a website and logged into his account. He checked his friends, which were, sadly, very few in numbers.
Not that he cared about that, you don't need a lot of friends to be awesome. It…just would be nice to have a few friends to…balance out his awesome with them not being as awesome.
The was a soft ding, and Prussia returned his attention to the screen, seeing a message popup.
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Theblackangelz- What are you doing on Gilbert?
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Prussia thought for a moment, who was she again? Oh right, the slightly snarky American he made friends with…somehow… it was all a blur really. Oh crap, she's probably waiting for an answer. Prussia hurriedly typed in a response.
TheAwesomePrussia- kesesese. I just decided to grace u with my presence. U should be honored.
Theblackangelz- I feel so special.
TheAwesomePrussia- U better! not everyone is allowed 2 b my friend.
Theblackangelz-… you're not really good at detecting sarcasm are you?
TheAwesomePrussia- Ur a snarky bitch, u know that?
Theblackangelz- and you're a crazy Albino who lives in his brother's basement.
TheAwesomePrussia- How do u kno that?
Theblackangelz- you told me… and use proper grammar!
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TheAwesomePrussia- ur like England. But not as stuffy. Just ten times snarkier
Theblackangelz-… England?
TheAwesomePrussia- Arthur. U know, the British dude I told u abt?
Theblackangelz- the one that you said that talks to 'imaginary creatures like fairies and unicorns' when he's drunk?
TheAwesomePrussia- Yeah that one.
Theblackangelz- he seems nice. And I do have a desire to try English food
Someone actually wants to try England's food?
Hopefully England wouldn't appear out of nowhere and read it, otherwise he'd lose one of his online chatting buddies.
Of course she wasn't the best 'buddy' but she was better than nothing.
TheAwesomePrussia- IT'LL KILL YOU.
Theblackangelz-…. Wow… you wrote a proper sentence… *tear* I'm so proud.
TheAwesomePrussia- enough abt Arthur, u want to hear about the awesome me right?
Theblackangelz- Yes Gilbert.
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TheAwesomePrussia- Its PRUSSIA. But Ill let it slide cause im a nice guy.
TheAwesomePrussia- West and Italy are out. They went to some carnival.
TheAwesomePrussia- I have the whole house to myself
TheAwesomePrussia-I can do anything I want
Theblackangelz- so they ditched you.
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TheAwesomePrussia-…..
Theblackangelz- hit a sore spot there Gilbert?
TheAwesomePrussia- They didn't ditch me. i didnt want to go.
Theblackangelz- lies. Who wouldn't want to go to a carnival?
TheAwesomePrussia- Fine, they ditched me. happy bitch?
Theblackangelz- You're lucky I like you too much to kill you.
TheAwesomePrussia- No one can kill me. Im invincible.
Theblackangelz- yeah yeah. Keep going.
TheAwesomePrussia-So I went into west's room and im using his computer.
Theblackangelz-You are so dead.
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TheAwesomePrussia- what no cheers? No 'ur so awesome!'
Theblackangelz-…. Not even in your dreams
TheAwesomePrussia- Snarky bitch.
Theblackangelz- loud mouth good-for-nothing
TheAwesomePrussia- psming *******
TheAwesomePrussia- crap, when did they start censorin?
Theblackangelz- not long ago since the bitch isn't censored.
TheAwesomePrussia- Right. What were we talking about again?
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Theblackangelz- How Arthur wants to hook up with his 'not a friend' from America? And how his 'enemy' gets all touchy-feely with him?
TheAwesomePrussia- Haha nice try.
Theblackangelz- worth a shot. Anyway, keep me posted on those them.
TheAwesomePrussia- u knw. U remind me of this bitch I really hate.
Theblackangelz- well, since you call me a 'bitch' and you like me. I'm going to say you don't really hate her.
TheAwesomePrussia- r u some lawyer or somthing?
Theblackangelz- no, why?
TheAwesomePrussia- like I was saying, she's a bitch. She whacks me with a frying pan. Who fucking carries a frying pan around?
Theblackangelz- the more you speak of your friends, the more I want to meet them.
TheAwesomePrussia- Oh yeah, I forgot, ur also insane. You hit people with books and pens. Ud get along great with her.
Theblackangelz- One, I'm perfectly sane. Two, we're swaying from the topic again. Oh, and while you were talking with me, your brother is probably almost home.
TheAwesomePrussia- What? He's not home yet.
As soon as he posted that he heard the sound of the front door being opened. The girl must be some sort of psychic (or have really good timing).
Italy's cheerful voice was heard, "Ve~ That was great wasn't it Germany? Thank your for the toy Germany!"
Germany's voice was a bit lower, he was probably blushing, "Ah.. its nothing."
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Crap! Prussia quickly stood up, causing the chair to move back a little.
He had to get out of here, and fast!
Oh wait, why would west care?
I mean, he did this on occasion.
He turned back to the laptop, surprised to see a few messages from his friend.
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Theblackangelz- Gilbert?
Theblackangelz- Gilbert? Are you there?
Theblackangelz- Did you get caught?
Theblackangelz- HELLO?
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Prussia quickly typed in a reply and shut off the laptop. He crept to the door and opened it a bit, looking through the crack. He didn't see anyone yet…
He opened the door and crept out into the hallway. He could hear Italy's voice from the kitchen. He was probably making pasta again, well, if Italy was making pasta, then West would be cleaning up after him.
Perfect.
Prussia walked down the hallway leisurely, making it seem like he had nothing to hide.
After all, he had just come from the bathroom.
Right?
Right.
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And so, when Prussia walked into the kitchen, he saw Italy pouring pasta into three separate plates. Aww, Italy remembered him.
"Yo West, Italy, how was the fair?" Prussia asked plopping down in one of the chairs around the table in the kitchen.
Italy finished pouring the pasta and put two plates on the table. "Ve~ It was fun! There was cotton candy and popcorn and Germany won me a stuffed toy! I'll show you!" Italy hurried out the kitchen to grab the toy Germany had won for him.
Prussia grabbed a fork and smirked, "So West, you won a toy for Italy."
Germany flushed lightly, "It.. was nothing. He…wanted it and he wouldn't stop complaining so…"
Prussia laughed and patted his brother on the back, "Haha, I'm not saying anything. I just think that, that pretty awesome. Winning a toy for Italy."
It was very obvious to Prussia that Germany had a bit of a crush on Italy. Prussia was also a bit attached to Italy, but hey, he could share.
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Italy bounded into the room, holding a light pink stuffed rabbit with a pink bow around its neck. "Ve~ Isn't it cute Prussia?"
Prussia laughed, "Yep, its awesome." He sat down and dug into his pasta, it wouldn't taste too good if it was cold you know. Germany and Italy joined him, Italy talking about what happened at the carnival and Germany adding a few things here and there.
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Prussia got up, "Ah, that was good. Thanks Ita-chan." He patted Italy's head and left the kitchen, going to his room.
Prussia turned on his computer, logging into his account.
'I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh well, its probably not important.'
He checked his mail, all spam/junk, not a single letter. 'That's weird, normally France or Spain messages me or something.'
A soft ding interrupted his thoughts. He looked at the pop-up.
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Theblackangelz- GILBERT! You will tell me what happened this instant!
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Oh yeah, he forgot her. In fact the last thing he did was tell her that he'd be right back before signing off. He checked the clock, yikes he had forgotten for about three hours.
He quickly typed in a reply before she began bombarding him with questions.
TheAwesomePrussia- West came back with Ita. I had to get out or they'd catch me. Not that they could. Oh, and I ate pasta.
Theblackangelz- lucky bastard. I want pasta….
TheAwesomePrussia- well ur not getting any! :p
Theblackangelz- I hate you sooo much.
TheAwesomePrussia- u cant hate me, I'm too awesome. Everyone's my fan.
Theblackangelz- oh really?
TheAwesomePrussia-Yep!
Theblackangelz- alright, then I have an idea.
TheAwesomePrussia-What?
Theblackangelz- make an account here. [Link]
TheAwesomePrussia- hm? Whats this?
Theblackangelz- Here is a blog kind of thing.
TheAwesomePrussia-Not interested
Theblackangelz- SHUT UP! I'm not finished!
Theblackangelz- anyway, you can use this as a way to get people to get to know you
TheAwesomePrussia- boring
Theblackangelz- STOP INTERRUPTING!
Theblackangelz- anyway, other people can submit requests they want you to do and stuff like that.
TheAwesomePrussia-Sounds like alot of work.
Theblackangelz- I'll help you ok? Geez, you just need a hobby or else you'll go rob a bank or something.
TheAwesomePrussia- well. This would be a good way for my popularity to spread….
Theblackangelz- sure… so are you in?
TheAwesomePrussia- Sure why not? Its not like you could gain stardom without me.
Theblackangelz- (-_-) right… So just make an account and we'll start tomorrow.
TheAwesomePrussia- nah, Ill finish the thing today and start taking requests today. The awesome me doesn't keep people waiting.
Theblackangelz- but good things take time, oh pompous fledgling.
TheAwesomePrussia- I dont know what you just said, but I think u insulted me.
Theblackangelz- sigh* well, tell me when your done.
{Theblackangelz has signed off}
Prussia clicked the link and looked around the site. It wasn't bad, if he did say so himself. It could use some more pa-zaz, in other words, they needed some Prussia in it.
Thus, with high hopes and lots of motivation, Prussia set up his profile and added TBA as his friend.
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'hm… what else? Oh right, I have to tell everyone what I'm doing.'
He clicked on his status and thought about what to write. After a few minutes of thinking, he had finally got it.
He grinned to himself as he posted his status, sure that the requests would come pouring in.
Hey, the awesome Prussia here. This is my blog. For all of my fans out there, give me your questions, your requests and I will do them all.
~TheAwesomePrussia
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A/n~
Tba- yes, I'm Prussia's friend. Yes, that is how I truly act toward my messaging buddies.
Yes I think even though Prussia is sometimes mean to Hungary (and Austria) he generally doesn't mean harm and that's his way of showing 'affection'… or at least, he doesn't really mean to insult them.
I mean, if your good friends with someone, you know they're joking then they 'insult you' in a playful way. I guess Hungary (and other nations) don't get that and when Hungary hits him, he (Prussia) doesn't know what he did wrong.
Or, I maybe looking into it a bit too much.
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Prussia- You're one weird girl.
Tba- oh, and any requests to Prussia must be written like this.
{Start off anyway you want, like dear Prussia or something like that}
. - you don't need this dot, but I'm just using this to make everything neater…
{Your Text here}
{End with your user-name, or you can use any name. I don't really mind.}
This way, its easier to separate reviews to the story and 'requests/comments' to Prussia (and me… or rather, in story me.)
Prussia- Like I said anything is ok. As long as you are my loyal supporters.
Tba- face palm* Yes yes, that's it. Review, comment (to Prussia), etc.
Prussia- review and Comment (or just one, preferably the last one, cause it's to me and not her).
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TBA