Eridan: Cannibals, I hate cannibals, so wwhat's your plan for gettin' past these guys?
Karkat: Live bait
Eridan: Good idea-hey!
Karkat: Come on, Eridan, you and Sollux are the fastest two here!
Eridan: WWhat do ya wwant me to do? Dress a drag an' do the hula?
Luau!
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat an' juicy meat
Eat my buddy Sol here because he's a treat
Come on down an' dine
On this tasty troll
All you havve to do is get in line
{Parenthetical parts are Sollux singing; the apple is at his feet.}
Are you achin'
(Yup, yup, yup)
For some troll bacon?
(Yup, yup)
He's a big pig
(Yup, yup)
You could be a big pig too.
Oi!