During a cave in of their base, a strange white light sucks the Akatsuki into a strange, new world. Soon the group of criminals find out that, instead of ninjas, the world is occupied with witches, wizards and other creatures -including normal humans-. Two young witches soon find the group of Ninjas and, after dodging attacks and explaining the situation to the ninjas, agree to help them find a way home in exchange for their safety. HUMOR, DRAMA, ADVENTURE AND MORE

This chapter is edited and rewritten in "chapter 3"


I was humming softly to myself as I painted the bowl of fruits on the stand in front of the class. It was the art classes assignment and I was already getting bored of it. It wasn't like I hated art or anything; I was just more of the free style kind of person.

"Can you stop that god damned humming already?" the pretty bit very bitchy Becky Thomson snapped at me. I take my eyes off the fruit so I can smirk at the girl.

"Can't concentrate on your text messaging?" I asked, purposely loud enough for the teacher to hear. Becky gave me the 'I'll kill you in your sleep' death glare and I just chuckled when Ms. Densan took her phone away.

"Bitch, I'll get you for that." The bitch snarled before standing up to switch to go sit with her posy. I rolled my eyes and sighed.

Becky was the school's stuck up female bully. A lot of girls were scared of her and even a few boys did their best to avoid the girl. There was no way in hell I was scared of her though. Becky was mostly all talk and no action. She'd send members of her posy to deal with people she didn't like. She sent them to me a few times but they would be the ones that would ether end up with broken noses or haunting nightmare.

You see, I'm a sorceries, which is pretty much a less evil way to address a witch. Since I was in an all human school I couldn't let my powers be known, but I was also known as the school magician. That way I can use my magic freely without getting suspected about.

Hey, I got the idea from Criss Angle and if that dude can walk on water without people thinking he was a wizard, I can make someone's head come off and chase you. Hehe, I guess you can call that mean and evil, but I'm not really evil. Sometimes I don't have a choose but to me mean at times though.

"Hey, Ash, you shouldn't provoke Becky like that." My best human friend that knew I was a witch, whispered to me, using my nickname. I grinned at her.

"Don't worry about it, Brittney. She is running out of lackes to come after me." I playfully laughed darkly. My best friend rolled her eyes with a sigh.

I noticed that she shivered so I figured she was remembering one of my pranks.

"You know, you can be really evil if you want to." She commented with a small grin. I grinned wide and winked back.

"I know." I chuckled again before turning back to my painting that was now dry.

I had finished the fruit bowl but still had fifteen minutes of class left. So I flipped over the page to a blank one and started to free style paint. I decided draw Deidara and Hidan from Naruto Akatsuki, the two of my favorite bad guy characters.

I started off with drawing the lay outs of the two characters, which didn't take me too long since I knew what they looked like by heart. Once my drawing was done I could out my pale pink colored paint and colored in the skin of the two men.

I managed to get the hair painted on both men before the teacher told us to clean up to get ready to leave. I sighed and did a silent spell. I blew on my work to dry it so I could take the picture home to finish.

"Hey, think I can come over for a while?" Brittney asked with a wide smile. I carefully rolled up my picture as I grinned.

"Sure; want to stay the night as well?" I asked and packed my picture into my backpack. Brittney nodded her head.

"Hell yeah. It's a Friday night so my mother will be... well you know." Brittney trailed off with a frown and I could understand her.

Brittney's mother was a real whore and slept with a different man every weekend night. Once one of the men tried to rap Brittney and her mother was too drunk to even care. Brittney still has her virginity only because of the karate lessons the both of us were taking. Anyways, ever since that last night, Brittney avoided her home at all costs.

"I understand, Brit." I used her nickname as we exited the room. She smiled back to me and we left the school building.

As I was walking to my car I got a funny feeling in my stomach that something big was going to happen. If I learned anything at all about my gut feelings as a witch, I learned that something always happens.

~Itachi's P.O.V~

It was a slow day, none of us had anything to do. I laid on my bed in the Akatsuki hideout in boredom, nothing else to do. I suddenly jerked out of bed when a loud rumbling echoed all around me.

"What the hell is going on." I shouted, startlingly. Was this an earthquake and if it was we were underground so it was very dangerous.

"Itachi, we need to leave now! It's an earthquake." Kisame came barging in my room and I could hear the others running around outside my room. I nodded my head in understanding and rushed outside my room.

"Eee, the roof is falling in! Why is this happening to Tobi? Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi screamed as he ran past my room. I rolled my eyes at Madara's act, wishing he could act at least a little less stupid.

Deidara seemed to think the same thing since he came past my door as well and hit Madara in the head.

"Shut up you idiot; the cave is falling down on all of us." I felt like smirking but kept my face straight. It was Madara's fault for making his Tobi's act so childishly stupid.

"Deidara-Sempai is a meany to Tobi." Madara whined, rubbing his head. I sighed softly and quickened my walking when a boulder almost fell on my head.

Ignoring the other now, I ran with the others for the main exit. I noticed a few others were already trying to move the big boulder that blocked the exit. For some reason it wouldn't open so I joined in to help. The boulder jiggled but wouldn't lift.

"Why the fuck wont it lift?" Hidan screamed from the other side of the cave, watching us as he used his scythe to cut falling boulders in half.

"Shut up, Hidan and help us!" I heard Kakuzu growl at his partner. I took my attention off the boulder for a moment to glance at the old man.

"What the fuck!" Hiden screamed and I, along with the others. Looked behind at him just in time to see him being sucked into a swirling white light about him.

"What the hell is that?" My partner shouted over a loud wind like noise, coming from the white light thing.

"Tobi doesn't know, maybe... AHHHHHHHHHHH." Madara was cut off as he too was suddenly sucked into the white light.

"Ha, it's for the better; we are now ride of the idiot." Deidara laughed, only to be sucked into the white light next.

One by one an Akatsuki member was caught in the white light. Even Pein and Konan were taken. In a mater of time, I too felt myself being sucked into the white light, being pulled in by an invisible force. I could hear a few shouts from the people that were sucked in before me but they soon got faint before disappearing. I had no idea what was going on; I could be dying for all I know. I suddenly felt strangely tired and my eyes fought to close. I managed to fight off my tiredness until the white light disappeared and the last thing I saw were some of the Akatsuki members laying on the ground.