This is my very first fanfiction, so I hope you don't criticize it too harshly. Story and plot created by me; Minerva Mink and other Animaniacs characters created by Warner Bros.

A Minerva Mink Christmas

Chapter 1 - Goin' Downtown

It was a beautiful morning in Burbank, California. In a forest just outside of Warner Bros. studios, we see the home of Minerva Mink, one of the most lovely creatures in all of the world; she has long blond hair, white fur that covers all of her body and a tail the same color of her hair. She is so sexy that any guy who sees her will instantly falls head-over-heels in love at the site of her (especially if they have girlfriends already). She was sleeping in her bed until the alarm clock next to her started to ring, telling her to start her day...

"Yaaaawwwn... Gosh, it sure is a lovely day, about as lovely as I am. I wonder what today is..."

After putting on a bathrobe, she went up to her day-by-day calender and saw that today was December 24: Christmas Eve.

"Oh, my stars! Today is Christmas Eve, and I haven't even done my Christmas shopping yet! I'd better hurry before my friends arrive tomorrow!"

Minerva then headed to her shower to get herself cleaned. As she was doing so, she began to sing to herself...

"It's not pretty being me... Try it and you'll see... It's harder than you think being a gorgeous mink... La la la dee dee da da da... It's not pretty being me..."

Just outside of Minerva's home, we see a familiar looking character sneaking around. It is Newt, a gray dachshund with black ears and a red nose; he is after Minerva Mink to prove to his master that he is an excellent hunting dog. Ever since they first met, Newt has been constantly after Minerva, but because of her hot looks and sweet charm, he ends up hurting himself.

"So, my little mink... I hope you're ready for class, because today is Mink Catching 101!"

Minerva then got out of the shower and went back to her bedroom to find something to wear.

"Well, since it's the holiday season, I think I'll wear something more appropriate..."

And so, she decided to wear a long-sleeved dress with red and green stripes. Meanwhile, Newt decided to hid beside Minerva's front door and grab her with a big fishing net.

"As soon as that mink steps outside of her home, I'll nab her with this net! Newt, you are a genius, I tell ya!"

But, unbeknownst to Newt, he was actually standing on the wrong side of the door. For at that moment, Minerva opened the door and right when Newt was ready to swing his net...

BASH!!!

The door smacks him in the face so hard, it knocks him out cold. Shortly afterward, Minerva stopped briefly in her tracks.

"What was that? I was sure I heard something go 'bash'... Oh, well. I need to head out to the Mega Mall downtown if I'm going to buy the gifts I need."

When she took off, Newt was coming to after being knocked out.

"Well, that was unexpected... Huh? Now where did that mink go to?"

Minerva kept on walking until she made it to the highway. Newt was not too far behind, and he quickly ran behind bushes and trees as he crept closer without being seen by her. Minerva saw a taxicab come by, and decided to signal it.

"Oh, taxi!"

But the taxicab just drove off past her... Or so it seemed, because a few seconds later, it came to a screeching halt and backed up beside her. The driver then opened the door for her.

"So where to, toots?"

"Just to the Mega Mall downtown, please."

"For lovely ladies like you, anything!"

Just then, at that moment, Newt quickly leaped out of the bush he was hiding and held the net tightly as he pounced high in the air.

"Oh no you don't, my minkly adversary!"

But he was too late; just as soon as the door slammed, the taxicab sped off downtown. And as a result, he ended up landing face-first on the asphalt road.

"Again, that was unexpected... How can things get any worse?"

Suddenly, he heard a loud semi truck honking from behind...

SMASH!!!

"I had to ask..."

Newt then picked himself off the road after being flattened by that huge semi.

TO BE CONTINUED...