Hello people of the internet =D Lol, I know I should be writing the next chapter for my other story, but Spain and Romano are harder to write than I thought, Throw in the fact that I don't curse and it becomes 10x harder Dx Well, anyways, I decide to create this thingy to post all my drabbles from school. Since I'm too lazy to do anything but dialogue in school, that's all you'll see here. Well, enough of my rambling~

DISCLAIMER- I wish I owned Hetalia, but alas I do not. Sad right? Nope, not really. If I did own it, than it'd be one messed up. . . thing xD

Title- Parking (How original /sarcasm)

Rating- K

Characters- Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Prussia, Police dude. Mentions of Austria and Hungary

Pairings- Slight AusHun? XD

Warnings- None really, but lots of grammar mistakes and random sprouts of fail!German. Oh, and tons of OOC-ness.


PARKING

"Can't we just park in the parking garage, Bruder?"

"No! I'm not paying $20 some dollars for parking just because China decided to raise his prices!"

". . . But we've been driving around this same block for about half a hour already. . ."

"Kesesese~ You're just as cheap as th- Hey! Is that the pansy out there?"

"Uh, Mr. Prussia, why are you here again?"

"CAUSE I'M AWESOME! And not just because the frying pan demon kicked me out of the car for "harassing" the pansy. . ."

"Whatever, but if you break anything in, around, or near this car that'll cost me any extra money, I'll shoot you till not even your brother will be able to recognize you."

"Kesesese~ I'd never bre- Oops. HEY! WHAT'S WITH THE GUN? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"

"Bruder! Look! There's an empty spot in between those two cars over there!"

"Phew, thanks Liech- whatever your name is."

"Bitte Preussen,"

"Hey, what's with that cop car coming towards us?"

"I don't know, what's happening Bruder?"

"I don't know either, let's see what he wants."

"Um, excuse me sir, but you're not allowed to park here unless you're a senior citizen."

"WHAT? You're telling me that I can't park here even though I've been around for hundreds of years?"

"Uh, yes. . .?"

"Go die in a ditch."


A/N- Lol, I fail~ But I couldn't resist writing this after seeing my cousin trying to find a free parking spot in China Town ^^