Naruto was lying on the ground having been beaten just like every birthday he'd suffered thus far this time though he knew he was going to die he wasn't going to survive the five year old could feel his breathing getting harder. One of the people stuck a round sphere in him it was messing with his ability to heal. He could feel changes taking place on his body it must have been poison the changes caused something to come out of his but it felt like a tail made of soft fur. His hands began to feel softer and his legs sleeker and the muscle seemed to be getting tougher like he could take on the whole village. His ears grew and hair became longer slightly it was still it's regular spike. Something was going on with his private region he didn't know what it was and after what was five minutes. He looked up and saw his reflection in the mirror he had grown fox tail and ears both blonde furred and his eyes had slitted pupils and his features seemed softer more girlish he thought. He absently scratched his crotch and realized something very important was missing.
"AAAIIIIIEEE. It's gone. It's gone. IT'S GONE." He screamed and heard voices they were the same villagers who attacked him now they were headed his way. He clambered up to the roof of the building he was near he could jump higher now and scaled up the walls. Letting out a sigh he quickly stripped down to his underwear and looked inside to find his horror was true and fainted afterwards.
"What the hell is the meaning of this why is he a girl now AND WHAT IS REASON FOR THE FOX EXTREMITIES." Hiruzen Saritobi had seen a lot in his life as a ninja and later as the Hokage however for something like this to have occurred well it just wasn't typical.
"Old-man what's happened to me?" Naruto awoke on an examination table and was looking over at the third Hokage with worry in his eyes.
"I don't know yet Naruto but I will find out." Hiruzen was close to snapping somebodies neck like a piece of twine if answers weren't found.
"I'm scared will I be this way forever."
"I don't know but we'll think of something in the mean time get some rest and well I'll be back later tonight okay."
Naruto decided to follow the old man's advice and sleep He hadn't realized he was hugging his tail it was quite cute in the nurses opinion. Hiruzen was searching his office for anything that brought upon this nature so far nothing was found. "Blasted fox did this I'm sure of it." Hiruzen hissed there was no record of any Junchuriki suffering something like this. He did find a temporary solution to use Chakra to henge the girl into a boy it would work for a little while until Naruto became a ninja then he knew he could allow her to be a girl however right now it was much to risky.
That night the third Hokage turned Naruto back into a boy this was one of those times where it was most likely going to bite him in the ass later on but he had to protect Naruto.
Three years later
Naruto was sitting in class next to Sasuke Uchiha as the boy just looked unamused at who was sitting next to him on Naruto's other side was Hinata his closest friend and confidant Hinata knew Naruto's secrets all of them. It happened one night after a bad beating from Sasuke she just let loose her secrets on the poor Hyuga Heiress who was a bit troubled by the fact that the boy she loved was a girl in disguise and that she was carrying around the Nine Tailed Fox that had destroyed the village eight years ago. Those thoughts rattled her brain for years as she thought about them she realized Naruto trusted her indefinitely with her secrets and Hinata would keep them she even told Naruto about her crush on him/her. Naruto was happy about that Hinata was surprised to here that he thought she had a crush on Sasuke.
"Yo Shikamaru are we going to play Shogi later." Naruto yelled to the Nara heir who looked back with an amused look Shogi usually meant he beat him in no time and Naruto would stomp his foot then suggest they take a nap by their favourite tree.
"Yeah alright Naruto if you so want to lose again." Truth be told Naruto didn't really mind getting beat napping by that tree with one of his good friends was always good to him however he was learning a little bit of strategy.
"Yeah right I'll show you how much I've improved." Naruto boasted.
Just then Naruto's hearing picked up the sound of feet and immediately sat at attention everyone knew when Naruto did that then the teacher was going to enter the class very soon. Kiba was still snoring away until Naruto jostled him awake as young Inazuka looked over his shoulder at Naruto who just nodded to the front Kiba followed suit. Naruto's hearing was always sensitive and his sense of smell was second only to Kiba.
"Ready for the test Naruto." Hinata whispered.
"I damn well better be we spent all those hours cramming." Naruto groaned.
"That's a laugh you usually just prank someone whenever you have to do any heavy reading." Sakura chuckled.
"Your point." Naruto stared at her blankly.
Iruka came in and it looked like he had the unfortunate luck of being hit with a water balloon with purple hair dye in it. Iruka cleared his throat. "Naruto you have detention after glass." Naruto just looked aghast.
"What why me?" Naruto whined.
"Because you are the only person in all of Konaho who pranks me the day they take a test." Iruka clarified.
"Oh come on you can't prove I did it anyways you have no proof." Naruto stuck his tongue out.
Iruka held up the water Balloon which said property of Naruto on a tag dangling from a string tied to the neck of the Balloon. Naruto paled at that he told Ayame to not put those on there but she sometimes did the opposite just to see what would happen.
"I rest my case." Iruka then proceeded to hand out the test.
Sometime afterwards the doors of the ninja academy flew open and Naruto landed on his knees. "Yes freedom at last I have escaped the cruel dungeon master."
"So what was the punishment this time anyways." Kiba had decided to wait for his blond friend as had Shikamaru.
"Cleaning all the guys freaking toilets in the bathrooms I mean talk about torture." Naruto shivered.
"Yuck." Kiba shook his head.
"I wouldn't punish you in such a way if you'd just stop pranking me." Iruka came up behind Naruto.
"Why the hell on earth would I do that." Naruto just looked blankly at Iruka.
As the three friends took off to hang out as they usually they picked up Choiji Akamichi it was going to be another day of playing tag hide and seek and most importantly napping under the perfect tree.
Four Years later
Naruto was shaping up to be a very respectable Ninja his grades were average in academics yet he made up for it by skills in hand to hand combat and his skills in a wind attack that was ways away from being perfect. Sasuke though was the rookie of the year being very adept at tools and one high ranked fire attack the fire bullet his Sharigan's gave him an advantage over Naruto in hand to hand. Naruto had made friends in Hinata, Shikamaru, Choiji, and Kiba his rival was Sasuke and he liked to see how his skills stacked up he was always in good spirits even when he lost. Naruto had been known to lose his temper but usually apologized about it knowing he merely got frustrated like the time he tossed a book out the window of class as the thing had nailed Kekashi in the nuts while he was leaning on a wall reading one of his books. Naruto apologized but Iruka seemed okay with saying that the smut reader had it coming as Kekashi refrained from being to close to Naruto when the boy got mad and had something to throw.
Iruka and Miyuki came in to announce the final exam that would lead to the formations of the Genin teams. Immediately however Naruto got a nasty feeling about Miyuki it was like an itch that told him not to trust the man for a second which meant he was doomed to fail this test.
Naruto did good on the written part of what was expected of future Genin having studied with Hinata as the part with tools came up he found a girl named Tenten who helped him out. As the last part came up it was the clone technique that he was horrid at he knew he failed that one as Miyuki appeared to be defending his honour.
Later outside as Naruto was lamenting over failing to pass the Exam he heard footsteps but pretended not to notice until Miyuki came up beside him.
"You know there is another way to pass the Exam right." Miyuki was certain he had the boys attention.
"Really how." Naruto beamed.
"You just have to sneak into the Hokage's office and steal one of the forbidden scrolls and learn a technique from it I know a spot where you can train here take this map." Miyuki left with a sinister smile on his face.
Naruto turned to the wall and gave a wink at immediately did the ninja disguises be removed and there stood Iruka, Choiji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Hinata.
"I just can't believe it Miyuki a traitor of all things." Iruka's face was scrunched up in frustration.
"Well I guess we have no choice but to alert the proper authorities." Kiba sighed.
"He'll just deny it no we have to catch him in the act hopefully this'll all play out to Shikamaru's plan." Naruto said as Shikamaru's eye twitched in annoyance to be called on to figure out a plan.
"Why do I have to do it?" Shikamaru protested crossing his arms.
"Because you're the better strategist that's why." Naruto just smiled.
Later that night Naruto was out in the forest having stolen the scroll everything was going exactly as planed he had learned the art of doppleganger and was waiting for Iruka to show up. Iruka showed up as Naruto explained that he had already learned one technique from the scroll it was then when it appeared their guard was down that Miyuki struck Iruka was hoping it was joke but realized that Miyuki was a traitor. Iruka had shielded Naruto with his body.
"So you both will die out here while I take the scroll and have my revenge." Miyuki began as Naruto just rolled his eyes Iruka had found it very touching in a way that Miyuki wasn't getting to them.
"And What pray tell is that you are planning?" A very lazy voice said Miyuki turned around and found the Third Hokage and Shikaku. Shikamaru's father.
"Honestly Naruto might be innocent but he is far from naive." The Third Hokage just blew smoke out of his pipe.
"Now then I want to see what exactly Naruto learned tonight and you'll make an excellent practice dummy." Shikaku had insnared Miyuki as Naruto activated Kage Bushin no Jutsu a very high ranked skill and proceeded to beat the stuffing out of Miyuki.
"Ah sorry about that I went a little overboard there." Naruto was rubbing the back of his head while Miyuki was covered in bruises to the two men in front of him.
"Please this is nothing compared to what Ibiki will do to him." Hisashi Hinata's father said coming to stand next to the third Hokage with Choza coming to stand next to Shikaku.
"Please don't mention that guys name he gives me nightmares." Naruto shivered.
"You are smart to be wary of him." Choza said shaking to.
"I am proud you informed me of Miyuki's plot and your plan." Hiruzen smiled.
"Technically it was Shikamaru's plan and I just went along with it." Naruto smiled.
"At any rate lets go I'm getting hungry here." Choza said earning a cheer from Naruto. Later they all headed to the Ramen stand and ate to their hearts content.
Naruto made sure that he would get to class right on time for squad assignment and was not disappointed as he sat next to Shikamaru and Choiji he was bubbling with pride he wouldn't care who was on his squad.
"Alright when I call your names you will be part of your squads first up squad seven will be Sakura, Kiba, and Sasuke." Kiba scowled at his teammates of all the people to be trapped with the banshee was the worst. Naruto turned around and gave Sakura the thumbs up he had tried to help Sakura and Ino date Sasuke much to the boys annoyance however Naruto did sometimes have good advice and he was always good to talk with. "Next team eight Naruto, Shikamaru, and Choiji." Naruto smiled at his two friends he knew that it was going to be great working with the two while Shikamaru muttered troublesome. "Next is team ten with Ino, Hinata, and Shino. Hinata looked over and smiled at Naruto. The rest of the day was blur as teams were called out later Naruto approached Ino.
"Uh hey Ino could I ask a favour from you." Naruto knew he could rely on Ino for just about anything.
"Uh yeah would you mind showing me those flower arrangements again I think it looks neat." Naruto found he enjoyed looking at flowers for some odd reason.
"Sure same time after school." Ino knew Naruto was a little weird in some areas one he never flirted with any girl or boy he simply liked to hang out which made for a very good conversation partner. He was still the class goof and number one troublemaker which earned him a beating from the girls more than once but it was pretty easy to see there was no harm in it.
Naruto then went with Choiji and Shikamaru to meet their sensei for the first time. "This is gonna be weird you know we've been going to Iruka-sensei for years and this is the first time we'll have somebody else instructing us." Choiji sighed.
"Hey no worries hopefully he's not a complete jerk otherwise I'll make life rough for him." Naruto gained a dark aura and a devious smile as his eyes gained a evil gleam both Shikamaru and Choiji shuddered they knew when Naruto put his mind to it he could be terrifying.
Once there they met Asume-Sensei as he was smoking a cigarette as the squad left to go outside where Naruto noticed a strange man wearing a mask and had one of his eyes covered reading a book.
"Uh Sensei." Naruto asked.
"Hm yes Naruto." Asume noticed where Naruto was looking. "Oh him that's just Kekashi he's a bit of a strange one if you ask me however you have nothing to worry about." Asume's answer just made Naruto shrug his shoulders.
Once they had gotten outside they all took a seat and Asume decided to see what was what about his students. "Alright lets get started with getting to know each other we'll start with the Nara." Shikamaru's eye twitched at having to go first.
"Alright my name is Shikamaru Nara and I like to nap, watch the clouds, and play Shogi especially against Naruto because he's horrible at it." Shikamaru wanted to add in avoid troublesome women.
"Shikamaru you jerk." Naruto ground his teeth.
"What about your dreams kid." Asume asked.
"Oh those yeah someday I hope to marry a good woman hopefully she isn't to troublesome." Shikamaru yawned he was going to take a nap.
"Alright Choiji it is your turn."
"My name is Choiji Akimichi my favourite things to are help Naruto pull off his pranks, eating ice cream, and learning brand new recipes. My dream is to one day discover the ultimate Ramen dish for Naruto to try." Choiji smiled.
"Let me save you some time Asume and say my favourite things to do are eat Ramen, prank people, and watch Ino do her flower arrangements. My dream is to one day become Hokage well that's it."
Time Skip after the Bell tests
"Wow that sure was a tough mission I almost broke a sweat there." Naruto replied sarcastically as him and team eight walked back to get another D-ranked mission this was beginning to wear rather thin with team eight as all members were getting tired of the missions.
"I know it wouldn't be so bad if I just nap through some of them." Shikamaru was used to being lazy and even these tasks were beginning to feel tedious.
"I agree we could use a little more action." Asume took a puff out of his cancer stick.
"At this rate we'll never see anything above a D-ranked mission." Choiji deflated. Naruto did want to get out into the field more but he was worried if something that happened seven years ago reoccured.
"Yo Naruto you're spacing out again." Asume had noticed this trend happening with him when he heard team seven left normally Naruto was gun ho for anything yet he seemed reserved. "What's wrong kid you've been doing that a lot lately."
"Just worried about giving the old man a heart attack." Naruto was concerned about Hiruzen if he let Naruto go on dangerous missions then he was likely collapse upon hearing the news all of squad eight died. With an evil laugh coming from a never ending stack of paper on the old Hokage's desk.
"Naruto you look scared what's wrong." Choiji had seen Naruto's horrified look.
"No old man don't die I'm sorry for scaring you." That was one of the quirks with Naruto's powerful imagination. "Oh sorry I thought I killed Hiruzen there for a moment."
"Trust me I've been doing that for years." Asume patted the boy on the head his hair was remarkably soft.
"Ah there you three are I have an important mission for you three that is of the utmost importance." Hiruzen had approached team eight in the Hokage building where missions were handed out.
"What's wrong Hokage?" Naruto only called Hiruzen Hokage when it was serious.
"You remember when I sent team Seven with the bridge builder to help bodyguard him while he completed his bridge." The Hokage knew that was a rhetorical question by the looks he got so he continued. "As of this moment I have found out a missing Nin by the name of Miomichi Zabuza is after the bridgebuilders life lifting it from a C-ranked mission to a B-ranked mission."
"Damn Kiba and his big mouth." Naruto clenched his hands.
"You are to go and give assistance to team seven you are to leave immediately." With that said team eight went to go prepare for their trip once all ready they left for Wave.
They had finally arrived at the bridge builders house Sasuke was outside and he was scowling at the approach of team eight.
"Yo Sasuke what's up." Naruto replied cheerfully enough Sasuke merely gave a huff and stormed off in some other direction. "Was it something I said."
"Actually he's been that way since his bout of fear with Zabuza I had to shake him in order to snap out of it." Kiba came over and yawned lazily.
"So where's Kekashi anyways I don't see him." Asume asked eying the grounds.
"Oh he's resting from his injuries." Kiba looked back over at the house.
"Hey Naruto I know this really cool technique that I learned from Kekashi want to see." Sakura came out and seemed to be proud well she knew Naruto would at least appreciate her skills.
"Really that's awesome show me." Naruto bounded off after pink haired girl.
"Ah young love." Asume smiled.
"Not really her and Naruto are friends cause he really doesn't seem to have an interest in girls however he has helped try and get her to date Sasuke." Shikamaru was eying a nice tree to sleep under.
"Naruto isn't you know gay is he." Asume asked a paleness came over the three boys as they realized that it was a definite possibility.
"I'll watch your back if you watch mine." Kiba said to only get a nod from the other three.
Naruto had observed Sakura's ability to climb trees with Chakra and been shown how to by the girl the boy smiled happily at his friend. "Sakura you should definitely consider teaching you're a natural at it." Sakura smiled at Naruto's compliment the boy certainly did his best to brighten the mood.
The day came to a close and Naruto had actually talked Inari to come with him and pull a few pranks on the villagers the tense atmosphere was beginning to lift with the people in wave. Inari didn't realize how much like a big brother Naruto was the elder boy smiling and doing whatever fun thing that crossed his path.
On the day of Zabuza'a attack Asume had stayed behind to protect Tsunami but in Naruto's words he just called the man a damned skirt chaser Inari had chuckled at that. Naruto, Sasuke, and Kiba were squaring off with the false hunter nin. As Zabuza and Kekashi decided to trade blows. Shikamaru, Choiji, and Sakura decided to defend Tazuna.
"You know we don't really have to do this." Naruto wanted this to end with least amount of violence possible.
"You truly are hopeless case Naruto." Sasuke sneered at the blonde haired boy Sasuke made a jump for the boy as the three leaf ninja's tried to take down Haku he couldn't help but wonder if the blonde might be gay having observed him from afar. Haku barely dodged a fist from the dog partnered Genin and had blocked the sharigan boys punch Naruto came in with a powerful kick.
Meanwhile Zabuza and Kekashi had both unleashed a pair of water dragon's as the two beasts were contesting themselves for dominance. Asume came over and dropped on the ground a pare of beat to hell bodyguards of Gato. "Man was it a good idea to have someone watching the grounds these two came around and wanted to take the kid and his mother hostage." Asume was puffing on cigarette.
"Well it looks like Kekashi's got this." Shikamaru yawned.
Back with Naruto, Sasuke and Kiba was lying on the ground having taken a senbon needle to place on his neck that made the boy pass out. Haku had put the two boys in an ice dome and was jumping from one ice mirror to the next attacking the two. It was then that one of the needles hit Naruto in the chest and boy's eyes went white Haku thought he knocked the blonde out instead he undid the henge on Naruto's body. Naruto turned from the boy everybody knew back into her fox shaped girl. She was taller now and was sprouting three tails her eyes had matured from when she was little her hair was now neck length and her ears looked slightly bigger.
"I didn't see that one coming." Haku looked at the fox girl.
Naruto took one look at her reflection and with blinding speed grabbed hold of Haku. "What the Hell did you do to me?"
"That look suits you now you truly are a fox demon." Sasuke had triumphant smile on his face Naruto merely turned to Sasuke having a calm face but silent raged eyes she grabbed him by the collar of his shirt.
"Wait if it's any consolation you're rather pretty." Haku said before Naruto had flung both him and Sasuke at Kekashi and Zabuza.
Kekashi was about to kill Zabuza with his Chidori when two meat missiles hit him and Zabuza both men looked down and were amazed that both their students had been thrown at them.
Asume and everybody else where around the girl who had made a fortress out of her tails. "Come on Naruto this isn't so bad I mean now I don't have to worry about you being gay and all." Shikamaru was patting her tails 'man these are soft' he thought.
"Oh Kami I hope you all didn't think I was going to rape you all." Naruto looked up at them.
"Well kid yeah they kind of did." Asume rubbed the back of his neck.
"What? How on earth could you think that I would do something like that to you guys we're friends." Naruto was up and had grabbed Shikamaru's shirt and was looking him in the eye Shikamaru looked her up and down and realized something was about to happen.
"Your pants are going to fall off." Shikamaru brought a confused look to the girl's face as said pants slid down and showed her smooth legs. Naruto quickly grabbed her pants and pulled them up.
"Sigh you really are hopeless come here and let's get you changed." For some reason Sakura was happy Naruto was a girl it made talking easier and the fact she had no interest in Sasuke helped to. A little bit later with some words being traded Sakura stepped out looking rather proud of herself. "Alright come on out Naruto."
"No way Sakura you can't make me either." Naruto's voice came out of the dark foliage as Kekashi, Zabuza, Sasuke, Kiba, and Haku came over to see what was going on.
"Oh get out here right now you big wimp it's not so bad." Sakura was going to drag her out if she had to Naruto came out and was wearing a blue skirt with a white sailor shirt with blue collar and a red bow on her chest.
"Say she's not that bad looking." Kiba had wide eyes.
All the boys were struck speechless.
"Oh my what a lovely young vixen we have here." A woman wearing black diner jacket over a white shirt with dark red pants with riding boots and a bright red cape. She had Blond hair tied into pigtails and blood red eyes.
"Who are you." Zabuza asked warily of the woman she stank of blood.
"Victoria." The woman smiled. "Now then let me just take this vixen off your hands and you'll see I have turned her into lovely young lady."
"Wow now hold on there." Naruto wasn't liking this whole thing it smelt of all that fancy stuff that usually hurt her head.
"Vicki can we leave yet I'm getting nervous." Came a small woman's voice she wasn't much bigger than Naruto she had black wings a tail high heeled boots a black tank top and dark army shorts. She immediately hid behind Victoria once she saw the others offering a shy hello.
"You'll have forgive Luke here she gets nervous with people." Victoria smiled at the strangers.
"Wait what about Gato he's still here and if I go with you he might attack the village." Naruto pleaded.
"Gato is it that man over there." Victoria pointed at a group of fifty men lying on the ground with Gato clearly dead having been drained by Vicki herself and there were these women who appeared to have wolf like appendages.
"Yo Vicki can we leave yet I haven't seen any.." One of the wolf girls trailed off as she caught sight of Zabuza, Kekashi, and Asume. "No fair Vicki finding the best in the lot all for your self." The girl whined.
"Oh Claire I'm not besides I'm just about done here. Now come along little one I promise to have you back home by the time your friends recover from their injuries." Victoria guided Naruto away all the ninja's were going to intervene when in a flash they disappeared.
"What the hell is going on?" Zabuza boomed.
Later the Leaf Ninja's along with Zabuza and Haku raided Gato's house and found a whole fortune in cash that Zabuza took a small sum of it as the rest went to pay for the bridge. They decided to stay and watch the bridge being built.
"Zabuza why have you decided to come to the leaf village?" Haku asked the swordsman.
"Because there's something about that woman that's just off the others not so much it was like she was holding back her true power and another thing how'd she get the drop on Gato with all of us near and no one noticing it." Zabuza had his arms crossed over his chest.
"I must admit that ones been bothering me too three Jonin and a handful of Genin should have at least noticed something." Asume puffed on his cigarette.
"I just wish Naruto didn't fling you two so hard at us." Kekashi was somewhat amazed at the strength the girl now possessed. Sasuke grunted at that it was definitely going to be more challenging sparing with her now that she seemed to have a jump in strength and speed.
"Well it's just as well I don't think I want to see what she's truly like when angry I may have made her mad but, I think she got over it." Haku rubbed his head it was still sore.
"Well at least she'll keep you all in line." Sakura smirked at the boys and it sent a shiver down their spines.
"Jeez Sakura don't go teaching her those tricks who knows what'll happen." Kiba made note of all the times he'd been punched by the pink haired girl. Sasuke gulped too he had no illusion that Naruto would make it her life's mission making sure he stayed in line.
"At least she'll make sure that I don't slack off." Sasuke thought bemused yes he could see it now she would make for an excellent sparing partner.
"Troublesome fox girl." Shikamaru sighed.
"Come on Shikamaru she might be different looking now but, it's still Naruto in there our friend." Choiji smiled.
"Please Choiji that is exactly what has me worried." Shikamaru wondered what exactly did they teach girls like Naruto anyways.
Once they reached the village Asume and Kekashi took Zabuza and Haku to the Hokage to be brought in as leaf Ninja's as everybody else just went home. A report was given about the events and interviews happened with all the Ninja involved in the incident.
Hiruzen sat alone in his office staring at some paperwork he couldn't believe it Naruto had been abducted and no one knew by who he was worried about the girl what was going to happen to her who had taken her would he ever see her again. These thoughts troubled him that's when he noticed a female figure standing there. Getting up he could see her clearly she had wolf like paws on her feet and hands her fur was black as was her hair with wolf ears and tail she wore a gold head piece in the shape of a snake she had long straight black hair was carrying a golden staff that had two cups balancing on it. Her pants were white and went down to the ankle and were baggy she had a tank top that covered her neck but left her stomach exposed along with necklaces and a sword strapped to her hip.
"Sorry to disturb you sir." The strange woman bowed.
"Who are you." Hiruzen asked a bit harsher than he meant.
"My name is Kali and I am an Anubis."
"Where's Naruto?"
"With Vicki learning to act like a proper lady." Kali said with pride.
"Is she safe?"
"Yes." Kali could feel Hiruzen wasn't buying it. "Okay, well Vicki decided Naruto should start wearing dresses and pulled out this pink one and well." Kali looked thoughtful.
"No way in hell am I wearing that horror you can't make me." Hiruzen could hear Naruto's voice in his head and couldn't help but smirk at the idea the little troublemaker was surely not going to have an easy time.
"Well at least she'll have some Ramen to calm her down." Hiruzen chuckled.
"Ramen what's that?" Kali looked puzzled.
Just then outside of Victoria's castle all the people could here a voice as it made a terrible wail. "NNNNNNNOOOOOOO."
"Oh my you certainly are going to have your hands full now aren't you." Hiruzen sat down.
"Um well she should be arriving tomorrow at any rate I hope you don't mind I'll be there myself along with Vicki." Kali said before leaving in gust of sand.
Hiruzen decided he needed to get some rest so he went home for the night.
The next day Zabuza, Kekashi, and Asume were in the Hokages office with Hiruzen they were all showing signs of anxiety. Zabuza just had to know what happened to the brat and that woman was sure to have the answers. There was a flurry of dust and there stood Vicki and Kali With Naruto in a red dress that was strapless and an orange bow in her hair with her sandals on. "I wish you would have worn the shoes that I gave you." Vicki pouted.
"Sorry Vicki-Chan but these ones were a gift from the old man." Naruto smiled at her feet as Hiruzen remembered Naruto rarely got gifts and treasured them.
"Manner's Naruto." Kali chided lightly.
"Yes Kali-Chan." Naruto said and when Kali wasn't looking Naruto stuck her tongue out at her.
"Good old Naruto I'm glad she's back." Kekashi said.
"Yes well we have to go now good luck Naruto with Chuichi, Chupeper, oh whatever the hell the exam that is you are taking." Kali said with a flush.
"Now look at who isn't using their manners." Vicki said slyly.
"Shut up Vicki or I'll kick your ass."
"Bring it on bitch."
"Oh just you wait." Kali said as sand had picked up and the two arguing women were gone.
Zabuza pointed at the two's former location.
"Yes they are honestly like that also they have husbands." Naruto just had everybody wondering who in their right mind would marry the two.
"Alright Naruto you are late as it is get yourself over to the Academy with your squad and stop taking a page out of Kekashi and Asume's books on slacking off." Hiruzen puffed a cloud of smoke.
"Hey." Both men cried indignantly normally they wouldn't care but Naruto had everybody worried speaking of her she was already running out. She arrived right when squads eight and seven were at the door. She liked this particular dress cause it was highly mobile the skirt was short allowing her to kick she also had a pair of shorts on underneath. It covered her chest and allowed her arms to move her hands sported long black silk like gloves that were imbued with magic for protection. She came skidding to a halt. "Whew made it." She smiled at her friends.
"Ah Naruto you made it." Choiji smiled at the girl.
"As if I would miss this." Naruto beamed.
"Yeah well I hope your ready cause it's looking like it's going to be hell from here on out." Shikamaru was eying the building with some anxiety. "No matter the form women are all troublesome."