Title: Buffy...the show
Author: Drusilla Lolita
Plot: Xander has a dream.....that's as much as your getting out of me
Distribution: ask and you may receive...
Warnings: uhm none....this is just drabble...I haven't written in a while so I
thought hey I should write this...it was a stupid idea at 1 am with an
outcome....enjoy if you can :D
It was late, and Xander had just gotten back to his apartment as the sun was coming up. He cleaned himself up best he could, trying to get all of the blue demon goo that he assumed was blood out of his hair.
"Ok so gross...this was not in the job description...." He sighed, "Ok so there wasn't one but hey Buffy should have come with a warning tag or something..."
He groaned as he fell onto the couch and with a sigh started to fall asleep, "I wonder what's on TV..." he thought absently but before he could reach the remote his arm fell limp at his side as his snores filled the room.
::The Dream::
The apartment door opened and Xander walked in with a heavy sigh as he tossed his tools down on the carpet, "I'm home...I think" he looked around and in amazement the apartment was clean...and as usual empty...so he made his way to the kitchen made himself a snack and headed to the couch. "so what's on tv tonight?" he flipped through the channels and finally settled on a new channel...the RB (really bad network), "what's this?? OH great another stupid little teeny bopper channel" He went to change it when the most amazing image came across the screen. His jaw dropped and his beer slid from his hands crashing on the floor.
"Tonight on the RB Grandma's Creek...followed by a new episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer..."
He paused as the preview continued:
"Tonight on Buffy..."
"It's a Thursolack demon..." Giles voice echoed from the speakers.
"OH! I've read about those! Big bug looking things right?" Willow chimed in with a smile as she sat on the chair next to Tara and Dawn.
"great more bugs, I am out of this one guys Xander is no longer the big bug bait guy" He watched as his double walked across the screen to lean against Spike with a smile.
"Yea sorry super pal's Xan is not the bait this week"
Buffy groaned.
The screen faded black as they flashed bits and pieces of the fight scenes and a few kisses between Spike and Xander as well as Willow and Tara.
Xander's mouth was gaping by this point..."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IM GAY!!" he screamed as he stood and backed up as far as he could, somewhere outside a voice came, "that's nice can you be gay later? Xander...Xan wake up" Again Xander screamed and was jolted awake, "IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY" his eyes flew open and with shock his throat closed up as the crystal blue eyes looked down on him.
"that's nice luv but could you be gay when it's not your turn to baby-sit the vampire?" Spike mocked with a grin.
Xander just sat there stuttering as Spike left the room...
"Damn It..."
It was late, and Xander had just gotten back to his apartment as the sun was coming up. He cleaned himself up best he could, trying to get all of the blue demon goo that he assumed was blood out of his hair.
"Ok so gross...this was not in the job description...." He sighed, "Ok so there wasn't one but hey Buffy should have come with a warning tag or something..."
He groaned as he fell onto the couch and with a sigh started to fall asleep, "I wonder what's on TV..." he thought absently but before he could reach the remote his arm fell limp at his side as his snores filled the room.
::The Dream::
The apartment door opened and Xander walked in with a heavy sigh as he tossed his tools down on the carpet, "I'm home...I think" he looked around and in amazement the apartment was clean...and as usual empty...so he made his way to the kitchen made himself a snack and headed to the couch. "so what's on tv tonight?" he flipped through the channels and finally settled on a new channel...the RB (really bad network), "what's this?? OH great another stupid little teeny bopper channel" He went to change it when the most amazing image came across the screen. His jaw dropped and his beer slid from his hands crashing on the floor.
"Tonight on the RB Grandma's Creek...followed by a new episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer..."
He paused as the preview continued:
"Tonight on Buffy..."
"It's a Thursolack demon..." Giles voice echoed from the speakers.
"OH! I've read about those! Big bug looking things right?" Willow chimed in with a smile as she sat on the chair next to Tara and Dawn.
"great more bugs, I am out of this one guys Xander is no longer the big bug bait guy" He watched as his double walked across the screen to lean against Spike with a smile.
"Yea sorry super pal's Xan is not the bait this week"
Buffy groaned.
The screen faded black as they flashed bits and pieces of the fight scenes and a few kisses between Spike and Xander as well as Willow and Tara.
Xander's mouth was gaping by this point..."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IM GAY!!" he screamed as he stood and backed up as far as he could, somewhere outside a voice came, "that's nice can you be gay later? Xander...Xan wake up" Again Xander screamed and was jolted awake, "IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY" his eyes flew open and with shock his throat closed up as the crystal blue eyes looked down on him.
"that's nice luv but could you be gay when it's not your turn to baby-sit the vampire?" Spike mocked with a grin.
Xander just sat there stuttering as Spike left the room...
"Damn It..."