How Kylo Ren Stole Christmas

by maneatingbutterflies

In which the rebel alliance are referred to as Whos, they are on Jakku with Rey's scavenging skills to build back up their recently destroyed ships, Rey loves Christmas, and Kylo desperately needs some Christmas cheer

1. Chapter 1

Hey guys. My best friend in the whole entire world wanted me to write a story where Kylo Ren had to dress up as Santa. I could literally make no sense as to why he would ever want to do such a thing unless it was in the process of trying to destroy some Christmas cheer. Thus How Kylo Ren Stole Christmas was born. Here's a little teaser. I'll add more later. And you better expect that MFing reylo.

Merry Christmas, my sweet

Inside a spaceship, like the one in the sky

There happened a story you must see—don't ask why

Way down in the desert, on the planet of Jakku

lay the small scavenger girl: The hero of the Whos.

Ask any Who, And they'll have this to say: "No one loves Christmas like the Who hero Rey."

She sang Christmas songs, every guards post was dressed

and the Who rebels marched in their Christmasy best.

Boonta eve was fine, and Q'anah was aces

and every Equinox Day, they had the best Sunsail races.

But every Who knew, from their Pilot to their Scout

Rey loved Christmas the most, without a single Who doubt.

Yes, Who-hero Rey liked Christmas a lot, but Kylo Ren, who lived just north of Jakku—did not.