THINGS THAT THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS WOULD NEVER SAY!
Bella's up first!
"Alice, let's have a super-makeover party, then let's go shopping!"
"I hate you Edward. Go away. Now."
"I'm in love with Jacob!"
"I'm in love with Mike Newton! Did I just say that?!? Ah well, kiss me Mike!"
"I think I just wanna stay human, vampires creep me out to much..."
"OH...MY...CARLISLE...EDWARD YOUR A VAMPIRE?!?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!?! *runs away screaming*
"I wanna go to the prom Edward!"
"Edward, it's really creepy and stalker-ish how you watch me sleep, could you not do that anymore?"
"I HATE YOU EDWARD! I love Aro now!"
"Eww Edward, I hate the color of your eyes, get some colored contacts or something, PLEASE!"
"Edward, I'm starting to think that this is just a crush..."
"Edward, you are such a DRAMA-QUEEN!"
"Edward, I need a space heater."
"Edward, sparkles are gay."
"Alice, I HATE YOU AND YOU CAN'T BE MY MAID OF HONOR! Victoria is my new Maid of Honor, by the way."
"Ed-Edward...why are you looking at me like that...? Why are your eyes black..? Ed-Edward get away from me!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!"