Heya!! Iz Esteladuial. Or Estelijah. Back with another story!!!!!!!! Um…..Total insanity is guarenteed!!! Promise! Not yet, of course…..there's still a few chapters to go!!
Disclaimer: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT LORD OF THE RINGS BELONGS TO ESTELIJAH?!?!?!?!?!?! Well, if you're dense enough to think so, I don't think you could read this story……..lots of words…….haha, j/k.
Esteladuial and Orlijah were at the King of Prussia Mall, Esteladuial dragging Orlijah to all of the bookstores and FYE's in the place. She wanted to drool and oogle over all of the Lord of the Rings stuff, and so did Orlijah, no matter how reluctant she seemed. Esteladuial was looking at the posters to see which ones were not in her collection, while Orlijah was standing there complaining.
"You already have all of these!!" she said.
"Yeah.....but it couldn't hurt to check!! And besides, I want to look at the purdy pictures!!" said Esteladuial. Orlijah sighed, and then dragged Esteladuial out of the store (where Esteladuial spotted a Lord of the Rings advertisement).
"Where do you want to go next?" said Esteladuial.
"The Hello Kitty store!! Then we can buy that waxy gum and draw on the sidewalk at the bus stop!" said Orlijah.
"Hey, that old lady told you to stop, remember? You're vandalizing the place! Your name is still there, for goodness' sake!" said Esteladuial.
"Yeah, but it's tradition!! I have to do it!" said Orlijah. Esteladuial sighed now, and dragged Orlijah to B. Dalton, the bookstore. There, she purchased a few more Lord of the Rings bookmarks.
"You already have the blond pretty elf!! Why are you buying him again?" asked Orlijah.
"Shut up!! Stop making fun of Legolas!! And the tassel's messed up!!" said Esteladuial.
"Great," said Orlijah. When Esteladuial and Orlijah left the mall, and were waiting at the bus stop, they saw that the old lady was there again. Orlijah took some gum from her pocket from the last time that she went to the mall, and started writing her name on the ground, just to spite the old lady.
"Orlijah, stop that!" said Esteladuial.
"You're vandalizing public property!" said the old lady. Orlijah stopped for about a minute, and then started writing again. Esteladuial sighed.
"Do you understand what stop means?!?!" said the old lady. She then started glowing blue, and turned freaky-looking. Esteladuial and Orlijah were thinking pretty much the same thing. Orlijah was thinking, "Isn't she a little old for PMSing? Freaky, looks like Galadriel," while Esteladuial was thinking, "Hey, it's Galadriel!!" The old woman went back to her normal colouring and look. The bus arrived, and Esteladuial and Orlijah boarded. There was no one else on the bus, except for the old lady and the bus driver. All of a sudden, the bus started zooming very fast. The bus came to a complete stop, in the middle of an unknown forest.
"Welcome to Lothlórien. All passengers please unboard the bus in an orderly fashion," said an animated computer voice.
Um…..CLIFFHANGER!!!!! Ok, not really, but this is the closest I'll get. Please review!!