Chapter 1

Spotlights lit up the stage as a neon sign above a leather sofa chair and couch lit up with the words 'The Yu Yu Hakusho Talk Show' as the camera zoomed out from the stage to the audience full of fangirls.

A loud announcer voice came on "Please welcome your host, Lee Crane!" The fangirls in the audience applaud and music played as the host came across the stage.

He- well, a she who likes a he was dressed in a black suit with thick, black glasses with a microphone in her hand.

The host cleared her throat and in a tenor voice she spoke, "Hello ladies and...ladies," she squinted to see if the one with green hair in the front row was a dude or not, "Welcome to the Yu Yu Hakusho Talk Show, where we ask our guests juicy questions and give them devilish dares. Now, please welcome your favorite fighters, your favorite boys, your favorite heroes...Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei!"

The music played and the audience erupted in applause and screams as the four boys walked across the stage, they waved to the audience as they sat down on the couch.

This is only made the audience go even more wild, the fangirls were even making grabs at the cameramen.

"Hey! Back you crazy, obsessed, nuts!" Lee yelled as she hit a fangirl with a broom who had Seth, the cameraman, by the hair, "Calm down or you won't get any yaoi."

She hit another fangirl with her microphone who had the other cameraman, Kevin, by the collar.

The fangirls immediately calmed down, the two Lee hit whimpered.

Lee huffed, "And this why I told you to cut your hair!" She glared at Seth.

The cameraman grumbled something about his paycheck and tv hosts as he manned the camera while Kevin whined about how he lost his favorite pair of sunglasses.

Lee sat down in her chair before addressing the boys, "So... how was your trip here?"

"If you mean being abducted in broad daylight and thrown in the back of a truck for two days a trip," Hiei said haughtily.

"Hey! Even though you signed a contract to be down here, you definitely weren't going to go unless I used force," Lee snapped, "I didn't have to do that to the other three."

"She threatened to, if we didn't comply with our contract," Kurama informed.

Hiei hned and crossed his arms over his chest.

"See, he made a good choice of not resisting, besides you four can't go until I end the show or the show stops getting reviews," she said with a evil grin, "So...READERS, PLEASE REVIEW!"

The four boys cringed at the sudden attack on their eardrums.

"And now for the rules...ladies and...is that green haired one a guy?" Lee announced, the green haired he/she gave Lee the middle-finger, "Very lady-like...so anyway, please welcome my lovely assistant, Josie!"

Music played and the audience applauded as Josie walked across the stage in a Miku Hatsune costume; she gave Lee an envelope and left the stage.

The boyish looking host ripped open the envelope and read the paper,

"The rules of submitting questions and dares to the Yu Yu Hakusho Talk Show.

Rule number one, do not submit questions and dares that have already been done.

Rule number two, you can not kill any of the characters, but you can seriously injure them," when she finished reading them, Lee ripped the paper up.

"I don't like that rule," Kuwabara squeaked.

Lee glared at Kuwabara, "And the last rule is I will choose the order of when the questions and the dares are done."

There was a long silence after Lee stopped speaking.

"So..." Yusuke said.

"We need questions...Audience and readers, please review my talk show and give us things to do or I will be forced to create my own...and we all know what happened when I create my own questions and dares." Lee looked at the four.

They gulped.

Lee grinned wickedly, "But that will next time on the Yu Yu Hakusho Talk Show!" The camera pans out over the audience as the music plays.