I want a wraith drone for Christmas
Only a wraith drone will do
I don't want a ZPM or a stupid stargate
I want a wraith drone, it would be great
I want a wraith drone for Christmas
I don't think Woolsey will mind, do you?
He won't have to pretend he hates the wraith through and through
He will just pet its head
And it'll love him too
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down to the gateroom
Imagine my joy
Oh imagine, my surprise
When I see my wraith drone when I open my eyes
I want a wraith drone for Christmas
Only a wraith drone will do
No stupid queens, no hybrids too
I only like wraith drones
And wraith drones like me too
(Short musical interlude)
Woolsey says a wraith drone will eat me up
But Keller says that it will eat food
(Short musical interlude)
There's room for him in our jumper bay
I'll take him for a ride for the entire day
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down to the gateroom
Imagine my joy
Oh imagine, my surprise
When I see my wraith drone when I open my eyes
I want a wraith drone for Christmas
Only a wraith drone will do
No stupid queens, no hybrids too
I only like wraith drones
And wraith drones like me too