The Dark Side of Tiva
Plot: the side of Tiva you don't want to see, telly and myself got bored one night on twitter.
Parings: just about anything
Warnings: Mpreg and just about everything it's a crack fic, out of charactor
Note: this and the big brother fics have been moved so now both Telly and I can update the fics,
PART ONE
Bored out of her mind one night after work Ziva walked into a random bar on a Georgetown street, looking to escape the stress of the day's case and blow off a little steam. Before she even got the chance to order a drink the ex-Mossad assassin noticed an older, white haired man sitting at the bar to her right, something about the man caught her eye and when he signalled for her to come over she didn't even hesitate"What you drinking?" the mystery man asked, his voice eluding class and a good upbringing.
"what ever your drinking" she replied with a seductive wink.
About an hour or so later the couple, who were past tipsy and now borderline drunk, casually walked back to the strangers place which, by chance, was just next door.
After watching a dvd copy of Forrest Hump; which he had claimed was free in the mail but he had really been found in a bin outside, and a season of hot and heavy lovemaking, Ziva asked her new boyfriend, or whatever the hell this nameless guy was to her now, to marry her. There was no doubt in his mind and immediately he said yes.
The man must have been very well off because the next thing the Isreali knew they had hopped onto her fiancé's private plane and were flying to across the country to Las Vegas.
They were married in a themed chapel just off of the Strip by some ramdom guy, who may or may not have been a male at birth. The alcohol continued to flow after they exchanged rings from a gumball machine and continued to get even more drunk, passing out in the motel room.
Two days later, when their hangovers were at last gone, they flew back to DC. They hopped a cab from the airport and went back to his place to get their cars, planning their drive to NCIS to share their news. Parking in the car park they looked at each other one last time before exiting the vehicle "I can't wait to tell them about us" Ziva told her new husband, not even bothered by the fact she didn't know his name or a single thing about him, 'oh well' she thought to herself 'no turning back now'.
Exiting the elevatior and walking into the bullpen Ziva called out to her team showing off her mystery husband. The team all looked up at the couple and. …
"Oh. My. God!" was the only sound heard and it seemed to echo in the silence.
"Junior?"
"DAD?" Yelled Tony his face turning a bright shade of red
"Son, I would like you to meet your new mother!" the senior DiNozzo put his arms around Ziva and pulled her into a passionate, and slightly x-rated, kiss.
Meanwhile McGee was trying hard not to piss himself from laughing to hard, he could not believe the events unfolding in front of him and desperately wished he had his cell phone on him to video the whole thing.
While he was still trying to contain his amusement he heard a loud crash beside him, it seemed as though Tony had passed out his last though being 'SHIT! Did Ziva and my father really get married?'.
TBC