NCIS and others big brother

16 characters from the show are in the big brother house, who will hook up, who will get voted off and who will go insane before the end of it?

"Hello my name is Leon Vance and welcome to big brother season, well, who really knows or cares what number season this is, I'm the director of NCIS and your host." the applause from the audience is deafening and it doesn't die down for a good few minutes, leaving the director annoyed, hands on hips tapping his foot impatiently.

"Let's begin with who will be living in the Big Brother house this season." the grin that spreads across Vance's face can only be described as pure evil.

Turning his back to the audience they he leaves the main studio and heads into the house.

"In room 1 is Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Senior agent of the MCRT" Gibbs walks in with a year's worth of coffee. "Donald "Ducky" Mallard, our head ME and the FBI's finest, TC Fornell." the other two men walked in closely behind Gibbs and the three stood outside the door to their new bedroom.

The next three contestants walked into the room before Vance began to speak again.

"Room 2 consists of Fornell's second in command Ron Sacks, Carl the creeper guy and CIA agent gone rogue, Trent Kort" Boos were heard all round as the audience had pre-determined that these three contestants to be the bad guys of the house.

"Room 3 is Gibbs' senior field agent Very Special Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo Jr," the crowed couldn't contain themselves with excitement as they caught a glance of the very attractive Italian as he sauntered into the house with his two room mates "MIT graduate Timothy "Tim" McGee and James "Jimmy" Palmer, the tap dancing autopsy gremlin, oh sorry ME's assitant.

Room 4 is our 'daddy' room, allround good guy and Jethro's father Jackson Gibbs, Director of Mossad and father to the MCRT's newest probie, Eli David and the 'real' Tony, Anthony DiNozzo Sr" group for received mixed audience reactions, while Jack received wolf-whistles from a number of older females in the crowd, Eli and the senior DiNozzo received as many boos as the men from room 2.

"Last but certainly not least is our all ass kicking room of females. Room 5 is Abby Sciuto forensic scientist extraordinaire, assassin and idiom challenged probie Ziva David, acid tongued college student and sister of our resident computer genius Sarah McGee and Special Agent Nikki Jardine" It was Abby's turn to receive wolf whistles as she bounced into the house in a short black mini dress and disturbingly high platform boots.

"Well folks it looks like it is going to be a great season so enjoy the show!" Vance said as he spun around flourishing out his arms like an assistant on Wheel of Fortune.

It was official, the show had begun, even though it wasn't a very exciting start to a reality show:

On one side of the house Gibbs was making his coffee, Ducky was telling Vance a story, Fornell was in the room. Sacks and Kort were talking about who knows what, while Carl was watching the walls.

On the furthest side from the camera Tony was freaking out a bit by the fact his father was in the house too, Tim was keeping a close eye on his little sister and Jimmy was watching Tony for whatever reason.

Seated on the couch in the centre of the room Eli and Sr were busy eyeing each other up, Jackson was reading a book.

Three of the girls were busy taking about the guys in their room while Nikki was busy clearing everything in the house for the 10th time.

It's time for the games start…

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TBC