A/N: This is going to be absolutely ridiculous- but when (if?) you finish, please let me know if you'd like me to continue with the other seasons. This piece contains a reveal ficlet for every season 1 episode (hit-and-run style). Some of these are completely absurd, and the rest are even more absurd (okay, a fair few of these are 'normal', I admit it). A lot of these turned out longer than I intended, but hey, you'll have this. I also meant to make them more funny, but my fingers just do what they want.
I was going to post them all as one chapter, but then decided splitting them up would be more convenient in case anyone actually wanted to re-read specific episodes.
If these are crap, please tell me because frankly, I wrote them in a couple of hours after a busy weekend- leaving me with nearly no ability to judge their quality. Yes, I could have waited to post them, but I wanted them up for April 1st and I couldn't be sure I'd have more writing time before next weekend. Anyway, hope you enjoy ;)
Two young men face off just outside Camelot's market, one blond and strong, the other dark-haired and gangly.
"I could take you apart with one blow." Arthur asserts.
"I could take you apart with magic... ah, I mean, less than that. I could take you apart with less than that."
Merlin replies, scrambling to correct his error.
It doesn't work.
The crowd scatters and the prince grabs a nearby weapon, advancing on the man warily.
"Guards!" He calls.
"Bugger..."