Bleach is not mine, nope nope!
This is something that my roommate and I realized after watching an episode of Family Guy where Peter runs around with Bill Clinton (fans will surely recognize the scene), and it just seems like something that would really happen. Enjoy!!
Gin Ichimaru – a sadistic, crazy mother f**ker that can sneak, steal, and lie in front of your face and you would probably never even notice, for all are drawn to his squinty eyes and unnatural grin. Male or female, it doesn't matter, he can have you so wound around his little finger that you may very well be handing over your first born child with little hesitation, convinced that the child-eating demon behind him will raise it with care and provide it with a good education. In short, Gin is what we call a "mind f**ker."
To further demonstrate, this scene will have you, the reader (again, gender doesn't matter), and Gin are in a situation that ends quite bizarrely…
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You rush through the streets, filled with anguish and remorse after learning of your brother's death. You know where you are going, because you know who killed your brother, and you mean to do something about it.
You: (bangs on a door)
Gin: (opens door) Yes?
You: Gin! You son of a bitch! You killed my brother!
Half an hour later…
You and Gin are lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, both smoking a cigarette, Gin smiling smugly with hands behind head.
You: (Exhale) …… Why did I come over here again?
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So remember, beware the mind f**ker that is Gin Ichimaru! And if you value your children, keep them away from that baby-eating demon!
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Elsewhere, a few hours later…
You: Damn it!