The Mary Sue and Gary Stu Theme
By Shannon and Shannon
Hi! I'm Arya!
And I'm Eragon!
We are PERFECTION!
We are perfect with cheery smiles!
With awesome powers! Deflecting missiles!
We are sexy! Can't you see?
Don't you want to be like me?
We're so wonderful, none can compare!
When we walk past you stop and stare!
Look and listen! We are here to stay!
Our hair looks flawless every day!
We dominate the human race!
People will bow to our beautiful face!
Come along with our perfect parade!
No! Our perfect-ness is not a charade.
We are Arya and Eragon!
We are as bright and radiant as neon!
We are showered in eternal glory!
Join our Mary-Sue army!
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Basically picture flashing lights and dancing, and show tunes.
Use your imagination!
Shanehxx and Shaynixx!