"Gobbldygook..." Mori mumbled, slumping forward onto the floor. Hunny leaned over his friend, eyes wide in worry. He was speaking nonsense, looked a complete wreck, and was drooling half asleep on the Host Club floor. Tamaki leaned over them and prodded Mori in the side with his shoe. The boy let out a growl, sitting up, and flipping Tamaki onto his back and tossing him across the room.

"On gaurd, and bear arms foul serpent..." His voice trailed off and he slumped back onto his knees, smiling like an idiot and swaying.

"Mori-kun? Mori-kun? Are you allright?" Hunny asked, leaning into the face of Mori. Mori put his hands up in the air and stood up, waving them,

"Mori-sempai... what are you doing?" Tamaki asked, his voice edged with worry. Hunny pushed his large friend onto the couch, who shouted out, 'put your hands up in the air and wave them like you just don't care'. The outburst caused Tamaki to jump and give a girlish shriek before finally settling down. Mori grabbed a pillow, and in a spooning fetal position cuddled it.

"Marshmellows... smorylicious..." He mumbled, chewing on the corner of the black pillow.

"Did Mori-sempai just say... Smorylicious?" Haruhi asked in shock, hanging up her coat as she walked into the room.

"I beleive so, Haruhi-kun..." Tamaki said, standing in the corner of the room and eyeing Mori as he sulked.

"Mori-kun? Mori-kun? Are you allright? What's wrong, Mori-kun?" Hunny asked, getting frantic and shaking his friends shoulder. School would be starting any minute and they had to get to their pre-algebra class.

"Smooth as a porcupine my golden honey bear sunshine..." He giggled.

"Mori-kun, you're giggling." Hunny stated, his voice thick with shock.

"What is that man on?!" Kaoru shouted from the dressing room, Hikaru poking his head into the room. He took in the situation at a glance, and grinned.

"Sucks for you guys." And with that, he and Kaoru skipped from the room, abandoning the practically drunken student to the others.

"Ha ha.... they sound like chalky man when he gets the yellow lollipop and uses it to lure in the monkey lord..." Mori started full-out laughing uncontrollably.

"MORI-KUN'S DYING!!!!!!" Hunny wailed suddenly, collapsing on the ground and crying. Honestly, he couldn't think of any other explanation.

"The bunny-man is making a lake of salty tears for the little fairy people... how sweet! Let us dance!" Mori jumped to his feet, but his eyes widened, and he looked sick to his stomach, and promptly collapsed on the floor, stars swirling around his head. Hunny scrambled over to him, crying and sobbing on his uniform. Tamaki ran from the classroom in search of help or some anesthetics. Haruhi tried to comfort a frantic Hunny.

Just then Kyouya decided to walk in. He took in the scene and rolled his eyes.

"I told him not to come in today. He was up all night." Haruhi blanched.

"What... is wrong with him?" Hunny sobbed, looking up with teary puppy-dog eyes. Haruhi narrowed her eyes in suspicion.

"Mori was simply up all night playing World of Warcraft and clearly didn't get enough sleep. I present to you great subjects, sleep-deprived Morinozuka-san." With a flourish to Mori Kyouya walked away with his laptop as the bell rung.

Wow.

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A/N: I hope you liked it. I wrote it at midnight, it took a little work, but after the kinks were gone, I got it going smooth and posted. I seem to have a thing for random Ouran Host One-Shots... hopefully Kyouya-kun won't...

Kyouya: Kairi, you shall be finished with a chapter story soon, so I may sell it. Are your orders clear?

Ugh... Well, off to mission impossible, James Bond out... or is that the wrong movie?