My friends and I have VERY odd conversions.
At break at school.
Crystal: you know those blue cookies we had to sell for JROTC (a class at school)
Katrina (me): yea
Crystal: well I ate one and my lips and touge(s/p) turned blue.
Katrina: wow you gave a Smirf a blowjob. Nice Crystal, wait until I tell Erik you're cheating on him.
Another day at lunch.
Katrina (me): (does that invisible elevator thing in the middle of the lunch line.)
Crystal: (cracks up then does it)
Courtney: (does it)
Katrina (me): hey! I got one (pretends to un-dew a pair of pants in front of her then shrinks down holding them )
Crystal: aahhh girl that's wrong! (Laughing)
Courtney: are you saying you would never give a guy a blowjob?
Katrina (me): yes is there something wrong with your boyfriend?
Crystal: eww I would never give Erik a blowjob.
Katrina (me): I would if I was dating someone after a year.
Courtney: six months
Crystal: (looks at her funny)
Katrina (me): no six moths for the sex one year for the blowjob.
Courtney: not me!!!
Katrina (me): Courtney you have sex on the first date
THAT'S IT FOR NOW TUNE IN SOON FOR PART 2 R&R