(The scene: HARRY is being chased by all his enemies in a dream.)

ONE SPELL AHEAD

HARRY

Gotta keep

One spell ahead of the Des

One jump ahead of His curse

If they'd only keep me from the nurse

(That's all I ask!)

One swoop ahead of the bludgers,

That's all, and that's no joke,

Looks like I'll have to use my dad's old cloak

MALFOY

Scar git!

DEMENTORS

Soul food!

DURSLEYS

Orphan!

VOLDEMORT

Blood feud!

HARRY

Cut a little slack guys?

SNAPE

Rip him open, he's with Black guys!

HARRY

I can take a hint, gotta mix the 'juice

While I'm stuck in Myrtle's loo!

ALL

Who?

MOODY/CROUCH

Oh it's sad, Harry's worse than Longbottom

RITA SKEETER

He's become a one-man psycho ward

SNAPE, VOLDEMORT, DURSLEYS

Blame his parents because they spoiled him rotten.

HARRY

Gotta live to spell, gotta spell to live,

Tell you when I got my hands on Godric's sword!

One task ahead of the Goblet,

One swing ahead of the fang,

I'll ask before Cedric can get to Chang

One book ahead of my homework,

One charm closer to the stone

Why'd I have to go on alone?

RIDDLE

Half-blood!

MALFOY

Frog mouth!

PEEVES

Potty!

VOLDEMORT

Due South!

HARRY

Let's not be too hasty.

BASILISK, ARAGOG, FLUFFY

Still I think he's rather tasty

HARRY

Gotta live to spell, gotta spell to live,

Otherwise we'd get along!

ALL

Wrong!

HARRY

One swish ahead of the dragons

ALL

Frog mouth!

HARRY

One wave ahead of their wands

ALL

Soul food!

HARRY

One trick ahead of disaster

ALL

Due South!

HARRY

They're quick, but I'm much faster

ALL

Blood feud!

(HARRY's enemies close in relentlessly)

HARRY

Okay this isn't fake now,

If I were awake now,

All I'd have to yell is

Faaawwwkkkesss.

(FAWKES swoops in and rescues Harry in the nick of time. Again.)