"THIS IS SPARTA!"
King Leonidas knocked the black guy who doesn't have a name into the unexplained hole of doom with his gigantic testicles. But then, suddenly, Xerxes was there.
"Somebody's been a naughty boy and he needs a spanking"
"FUCK YOU BITCH"
King Leonidas picked up Theron and hurled him at Xerxes, hitting him so hard it knocked him through time; crushing Hitler.
"Look out Leonidas" his smoking hot wife yelled from behind him
"There's a bunch of zombies and they're jealous of our freedom!"
Leonidas punched the zombies in the face so hard they all turned into a pile of corndogs, fixing world hunger.
"I'M OUT OF ONE LINERS!"
"Oh, Leonidas" Leonidas' hot wife said as she climbed onto the pile of zombies.
"Make love to me and Audrey Hepburn when she was still hot at the same time!"
And he did. Cause it's my story bitches.