One day Bam Margera and his group were spending the day at the beach
celebrating the finish of their second movie, Jackass 2. April and Phil,
Bam's parents were also there, which Bam wasn't too happy about.
On a regular bases chics and dudes would come up to them all and ask for autographs. The guys didn't mind they liked being famous. Once the fans had all gone away bam decided to hit the skate park. That was his favourite thing about the beach...the skate park. He grabbed his skateboard and his sunglasses and went up to the skate park. It was empty which he was pleased about. He put on his sunnies and got on his board and he was off. He was doing all things imaginable. Gymnast plants, egg plants, wall rides, ollies, manuals, nose grabs, tail grabs and tricks he had made up on the spot that were quite impressive.
After about a hour he stopped. He was very hot (in both ways) after all that skating. He took off his shirt revealing a sexy six pack and walked back to his group. Some were surfing and other were off playing Scotty satler and party boy was dancing in only a blue a g-string in front of a homeless guy. He grabbed a coke and sculled half of it. Just as he was thinking of something to do Johnny Knoxville came walking up with his surfboard. He had just been in the surf. "Hey dude" he greeted, "you should go in there are sharks!" he said quite excited. "Nah I was thinking of something to do with my board" Bam replied. "Yeah. Skateboarding good idea" Johnny dropped his surfboard and picked up his skateboard. "Lets go find what's in the car." Bam nodded and followed Johnny to Bam's red Ferrari.
Once they were there, Bam said "I have an idea" They both got in and Bam drove up to the look out with a fifty-metre drop. He packed his car on the edge of the cliff and looked around. Out the front of someone's house were huge abandoned planks of wood. Johnny looked were Bam was looking and got the same idea that Bam had. They walked over to the planks and grabbed them and carried them over to the car. They put them on a tilt against the car. Bam constantly saying how much he would snap Johnny if he scratched the car. Once they had made a good enough ramp that would lead right over the cliff. Bam was the first to say "Me first" Johnny agreed to this as it was Bam's car that they were using as the leverage. Bam got on his skateboard and skated twenty metres away from the jump. He skated as fast as he could to the jump and went straight over the jump, and as he fell down the cliff he did three mid air flips and landed on knees on the soft sand. He had however threw his skateboard and it had landed on Phil straight in Phil's gut. Phil yelled in agony and sat up and April who had been asleep woke up in fright. Bam was rolling on the ground laughing. Johnny landed a few meters from Bam saw what had happened and high fived Bam. Once Phil had recovered he went to sleep and April followed suit. "I have an idea" said Bam. Bam and Johnny decided to go to the car and grab fifty dollars worth of fireworks and walk back down to Phil and April. They dumped the fireworks next to where April and Phil were resting. "Now what" Johnny asked, "Set them off I guess" Bam said looking for the matches in the bundle of fireworks. Suddenly they heard a pair of yells. They looked up to see two girls running towards them. One of the girls was a tall red head and the other a shorter girl which gold hair. They were yelling, "WAIT!" Johnny and Bam looked quite surprised. Once the girls had run up to them Nat the red head blushed as she set eyes on Bam, he smiled which mad her blush even more. Shorty the shorter one looked at Nat and rolled her eyes. "Dudes we saw what you were doing up there and we had a great idea for what you could do, unless you already have a cool idea." "Well actually we were just going to put them my mums picnic basket and set them off." Said Bam "But tell us your idea" Bam said. After Shorty and Nat had told them the plan. Bam and Johnny were impressed. Bam was so impressed that he said that they should make the chics honourably Jackasses. The girls smiled and set to work digging a large circle around the sleeping parents. Then they took the fireworks and separated them and line them up in the circle around Bam's parents. Then Bam grabbed the matches and gave them the girls and said that they should light the fireworks as it was their idea. The girls were so proud. They lit the wicks and then BOOM! I circle of fire works were set of around Phil and April. "FUK!" the parents screamed the got up to run but couldn't because there were fireworks going off in a circle around them. Bam and Johnny almost wet themselves they were laughing so hard but didn't because they are far too cool for that.
After all the fireworks had been set off. Bam and Johnny walked the girls to there little spot where all there stuff was. "I would like to give you girls something" he said and picked up two skateboards, and gave them one each. She picked up a textra and signed them both they were speechless. "So" he said "Got any other cool ideas like the one back there?" he asked Nat bushed, Shorty smiled... "Well..." they said at the same moment.
The end
On a regular bases chics and dudes would come up to them all and ask for autographs. The guys didn't mind they liked being famous. Once the fans had all gone away bam decided to hit the skate park. That was his favourite thing about the beach...the skate park. He grabbed his skateboard and his sunglasses and went up to the skate park. It was empty which he was pleased about. He put on his sunnies and got on his board and he was off. He was doing all things imaginable. Gymnast plants, egg plants, wall rides, ollies, manuals, nose grabs, tail grabs and tricks he had made up on the spot that were quite impressive.
After about a hour he stopped. He was very hot (in both ways) after all that skating. He took off his shirt revealing a sexy six pack and walked back to his group. Some were surfing and other were off playing Scotty satler and party boy was dancing in only a blue a g-string in front of a homeless guy. He grabbed a coke and sculled half of it. Just as he was thinking of something to do Johnny Knoxville came walking up with his surfboard. He had just been in the surf. "Hey dude" he greeted, "you should go in there are sharks!" he said quite excited. "Nah I was thinking of something to do with my board" Bam replied. "Yeah. Skateboarding good idea" Johnny dropped his surfboard and picked up his skateboard. "Lets go find what's in the car." Bam nodded and followed Johnny to Bam's red Ferrari.
Once they were there, Bam said "I have an idea" They both got in and Bam drove up to the look out with a fifty-metre drop. He packed his car on the edge of the cliff and looked around. Out the front of someone's house were huge abandoned planks of wood. Johnny looked were Bam was looking and got the same idea that Bam had. They walked over to the planks and grabbed them and carried them over to the car. They put them on a tilt against the car. Bam constantly saying how much he would snap Johnny if he scratched the car. Once they had made a good enough ramp that would lead right over the cliff. Bam was the first to say "Me first" Johnny agreed to this as it was Bam's car that they were using as the leverage. Bam got on his skateboard and skated twenty metres away from the jump. He skated as fast as he could to the jump and went straight over the jump, and as he fell down the cliff he did three mid air flips and landed on knees on the soft sand. He had however threw his skateboard and it had landed on Phil straight in Phil's gut. Phil yelled in agony and sat up and April who had been asleep woke up in fright. Bam was rolling on the ground laughing. Johnny landed a few meters from Bam saw what had happened and high fived Bam. Once Phil had recovered he went to sleep and April followed suit. "I have an idea" said Bam. Bam and Johnny decided to go to the car and grab fifty dollars worth of fireworks and walk back down to Phil and April. They dumped the fireworks next to where April and Phil were resting. "Now what" Johnny asked, "Set them off I guess" Bam said looking for the matches in the bundle of fireworks. Suddenly they heard a pair of yells. They looked up to see two girls running towards them. One of the girls was a tall red head and the other a shorter girl which gold hair. They were yelling, "WAIT!" Johnny and Bam looked quite surprised. Once the girls had run up to them Nat the red head blushed as she set eyes on Bam, he smiled which mad her blush even more. Shorty the shorter one looked at Nat and rolled her eyes. "Dudes we saw what you were doing up there and we had a great idea for what you could do, unless you already have a cool idea." "Well actually we were just going to put them my mums picnic basket and set them off." Said Bam "But tell us your idea" Bam said. After Shorty and Nat had told them the plan. Bam and Johnny were impressed. Bam was so impressed that he said that they should make the chics honourably Jackasses. The girls smiled and set to work digging a large circle around the sleeping parents. Then they took the fireworks and separated them and line them up in the circle around Bam's parents. Then Bam grabbed the matches and gave them the girls and said that they should light the fireworks as it was their idea. The girls were so proud. They lit the wicks and then BOOM! I circle of fire works were set of around Phil and April. "FUK!" the parents screamed the got up to run but couldn't because there were fireworks going off in a circle around them. Bam and Johnny almost wet themselves they were laughing so hard but didn't because they are far too cool for that.
After all the fireworks had been set off. Bam and Johnny walked the girls to there little spot where all there stuff was. "I would like to give you girls something" he said and picked up two skateboards, and gave them one each. She picked up a textra and signed them both they were speechless. "So" he said "Got any other cool ideas like the one back there?" he asked Nat bushed, Shorty smiled... "Well..." they said at the same moment.
The end