PD:This story is just the yu yu hakusho dates from my dateosity story on mm.org, and some I will write for you on ff.net, savvy?
PD:I will one day do my own date! Unfortunently I typed my Hiei poem (1000 words long -_-0) and the computer crashed! *sob* So, the next date! ...Sailor Dark, savvy?
Sailor Dark:O-O Yes! My poem! Roses are red violets are blue I'm pretty. And so are you And I wuv you
Pure Drivel:Mmmm....Kurama..... Ok! Well here he is! *Thunder!*
Kurama:Wha-? Where am I and who are you?
Sailor Dark:O.O
Kurama:O.o
Sailor Dark:O.O
Kurama:o.O
Sailor Dark:O.O
PD:See? You like each other, savvy?
Kurama:................
Sailor Dark:O.O
PD:Er..*prods Sailor Dark with lightning rod thingy*
Sailor Dark:^________^ KURAMA!!!!! *glomps Kurama*
Kurama:o. Um, ok...
PD:You're going on a date to New York, savvy? Land of hobos and taxis and street performers! VESU!!!!!!!!
Vesu:Yay! I be your tour guide today! ^-^
PD:Goodbye then! *claps*
*poof!*
Sailor Dark:*about to get hit by car* We're in the middle of the road!
Kurama:*gasp!* AAAH! Move! *shoves Sailor Dark out of the way*
Taxi Driver:Hey you dumb ass kids! Trying to get yourselfs killed?!!
Giant Frog:*eats Taxi Driver*
Vesu:^-^ Good boy Hamfet!
Kurama:Are you ok?
Sailor Dark:T_T YOU SAVED ME!!!!!!! *Frenches Kurama*
Kurama:. Uuuuughh.....
Vesu:^_^ Awww......LETS GO!!!!!!! *jumps into now empty taxi* I'LL DRIVE!!!!!!
Sailor Dark:.......................OK THEN! *drags Kurama into taxi*
Kurama:T.T Why me?
Sailor Dark:YOU DRIVE LIKE MY GRANDMA! SLOW POKE, YOU-
*two hours later*
Sailor Dark:YOU CALL THIS JOYRIDING? OH SURE, ON BARNEY!!!!!!!
Kurama:O. We've been driving 320 mph for two hours, miraculously not hitting anything, Could you shut up!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Dark:o.o Kurama just screamed at meeeeeehh....... Hohoheho........
Vesu:*in zen mode* Howeh hohay, ha....
Hamfet:Well I don't know about you dooshbags, but I'm from the country and I want to see the statue of liberty!
Sailor Dark:The frog speaks of good ideas and omens of power! And the frog speaks?
Kurama:This is ridiculous...........
Vesu:*giddy with happieness*^__^ I know! Teehee!
*Off to the statue of liberty!*
Hobo:Hey you Boy.
Kurama:o.o He actually didn't call me a girl!
Hobo:*flashes him, runs off giggling madly*
Kurama:*freezes with shock*o.o
Sailor Dark:o_o Yeah, that happens....
Vesu:*takes a picture of the naked man who is in fact, Hiei* Woah yeah!
Police:*capture Hiei and drag him to jail*
Hobo-er, Hiei:Nuuuuuu! Arrgh! It weren't me I tells ya!
Vesu:*wolf whistles*
Police:Yeah yeah, tell it to the judge. *beat him with a knight stick*
*midgets come back*
Yugi:We're taking over New York!
Sailor Dark:.++++++ You're ruining my date! *kicks Hiei in the shin*
Hiei:ToT But it was frosting!
Sailor Dark:*drags Kurama off*
Kurama:*quivers slightly while being dragged*
Vesu:*forgets about them and kidnaps a very nudey Hiei*
Police:*chase after her to arrest her for being a pervert*
Midgets:*are ignored again*RAMPAGE! *run around and randomly kick over stands*
Street performers:RETALIATE!*attack the midgets with freakish powers*
Hamfet:*eats the midgets and street performers*
Sailor Dark and Kurama:*actually make it to the Statue of Liberty*
Kurama:o.o He flashed me..........
Sailor Dark:Aw, it'lll be okay, I know how to make you feel better! *grins madly and holds up some explosives*
Kurama:o.o Nuuuu........*thinks about kinky things involving dynomite*
Sailor Dark:*pauses at the suggestion of Kurama thinking perverted thoughts, then places explosives around lady liberty*
*BIG boom!*
Sailor Dark:Ooooooo! PRETTY! *hugs Kurama*
Kurama:*watches transfixed* Yeah, tho thparkly!*all of a sudden has a lisp*
Sailor Dark:*puts her head on Kurama's shoulder*
Pure Drivel:*is baffled by the sudden mushyness and decides it's the end* END!
Pure Drivel:There ya go! Me hopes you like, savvy? So who's next to go on an African saffari? Review, savvy?
PD:I will one day do my own date! Unfortunently I typed my Hiei poem (1000 words long -_-0) and the computer crashed! *sob* So, the next date! ...Sailor Dark, savvy?
Sailor Dark:O-O Yes! My poem! Roses are red violets are blue I'm pretty. And so are you And I wuv you
Pure Drivel:Mmmm....Kurama..... Ok! Well here he is! *Thunder!*
Kurama:Wha-? Where am I and who are you?
Sailor Dark:O.O
Kurama:O.o
Sailor Dark:O.O
Kurama:o.O
Sailor Dark:O.O
PD:See? You like each other, savvy?
Kurama:................
Sailor Dark:O.O
PD:Er..*prods Sailor Dark with lightning rod thingy*
Sailor Dark:^________^ KURAMA!!!!! *glomps Kurama*
Kurama:o. Um, ok...
PD:You're going on a date to New York, savvy? Land of hobos and taxis and street performers! VESU!!!!!!!!
Vesu:Yay! I be your tour guide today! ^-^
PD:Goodbye then! *claps*
*poof!*
Sailor Dark:*about to get hit by car* We're in the middle of the road!
Kurama:*gasp!* AAAH! Move! *shoves Sailor Dark out of the way*
Taxi Driver:Hey you dumb ass kids! Trying to get yourselfs killed?!!
Giant Frog:*eats Taxi Driver*
Vesu:^-^ Good boy Hamfet!
Kurama:Are you ok?
Sailor Dark:T_T YOU SAVED ME!!!!!!! *Frenches Kurama*
Kurama:. Uuuuughh.....
Vesu:^_^ Awww......LETS GO!!!!!!! *jumps into now empty taxi* I'LL DRIVE!!!!!!
Sailor Dark:.......................OK THEN! *drags Kurama into taxi*
Kurama:T.T Why me?
Sailor Dark:YOU DRIVE LIKE MY GRANDMA! SLOW POKE, YOU-
*two hours later*
Sailor Dark:YOU CALL THIS JOYRIDING? OH SURE, ON BARNEY!!!!!!!
Kurama:O. We've been driving 320 mph for two hours, miraculously not hitting anything, Could you shut up!!!!!!!!!!
Sailor Dark:o.o Kurama just screamed at meeeeeehh....... Hohoheho........
Vesu:*in zen mode* Howeh hohay, ha....
Hamfet:Well I don't know about you dooshbags, but I'm from the country and I want to see the statue of liberty!
Sailor Dark:The frog speaks of good ideas and omens of power! And the frog speaks?
Kurama:This is ridiculous...........
Vesu:*giddy with happieness*^__^ I know! Teehee!
*Off to the statue of liberty!*
Hobo:Hey you Boy.
Kurama:o.o He actually didn't call me a girl!
Hobo:*flashes him, runs off giggling madly*
Kurama:*freezes with shock*o.o
Sailor Dark:o_o Yeah, that happens....
Vesu:*takes a picture of the naked man who is in fact, Hiei* Woah yeah!
Police:*capture Hiei and drag him to jail*
Hobo-er, Hiei:Nuuuuuu! Arrgh! It weren't me I tells ya!
Vesu:*wolf whistles*
Police:Yeah yeah, tell it to the judge. *beat him with a knight stick*
*midgets come back*
Yugi:We're taking over New York!
Sailor Dark:.++++++ You're ruining my date! *kicks Hiei in the shin*
Hiei:ToT But it was frosting!
Sailor Dark:*drags Kurama off*
Kurama:*quivers slightly while being dragged*
Vesu:*forgets about them and kidnaps a very nudey Hiei*
Police:*chase after her to arrest her for being a pervert*
Midgets:*are ignored again*RAMPAGE! *run around and randomly kick over stands*
Street performers:RETALIATE!*attack the midgets with freakish powers*
Hamfet:*eats the midgets and street performers*
Sailor Dark and Kurama:*actually make it to the Statue of Liberty*
Kurama:o.o He flashed me..........
Sailor Dark:Aw, it'lll be okay, I know how to make you feel better! *grins madly and holds up some explosives*
Kurama:o.o Nuuuu........*thinks about kinky things involving dynomite*
Sailor Dark:*pauses at the suggestion of Kurama thinking perverted thoughts, then places explosives around lady liberty*
*BIG boom!*
Sailor Dark:Ooooooo! PRETTY! *hugs Kurama*
Kurama:*watches transfixed* Yeah, tho thparkly!*all of a sudden has a lisp*
Sailor Dark:*puts her head on Kurama's shoulder*
Pure Drivel:*is baffled by the sudden mushyness and decides it's the end* END!
Pure Drivel:There ya go! Me hopes you like, savvy? So who's next to go on an African saffari? Review, savvy?