THE LEGEND OF KEITARO PAPERMON!
Disclaimer- I don't own "The legend of Norman papermen." Nor do I own don't stop the carnival, I never even saw the book or musical versions, I just have the CD with songs written by jimmy buffet that were inspired by the story, I have a mild idea of how the story goes so I will invent one using what I know. I do not own any of the material that inspired this fix, though I do own Buddy the dog, Dizzy the weasel and myself
Intro-
Alex sat with his feet resting on a very large black dog, with a small weasel sleeping soundly on the arm rest of the couch he had in his room. The pair of animals had been his pets in America and they had just arrived via airmail, in a large crate.
A sigh of relaxation escape Al's lips as he leaned back and sipped a tall cold root beer, days like this were made for slacking.
Suddenly, like a toaster popping toast, Su shot into the room squealing like she had just found a map to a lost treasure horde of bananas.
"Al, Al, AL! look what Su made!" she held out to him a small black box with a red button.
"um.I 'm going to regret asking but, what's it do?"
Su smiled that freaky smile of hers. "It's a reality switcher, it can alter reality so that something else happened, like someone was born somewhere else or someone dies or.anything a fan fiction author can do, like you!
Alex threw a hand over Su's mouth. "SHHH, remember, if anyone other then you Sarah and mutsumi find out I'm a fan fic author I'll have to leave!"
Su nodded, then jumped on the black dogs back and rode it down the stairs, out of the attic, leavening the device on the coffee table.
Alex looked at it cautiously, he had restricted his power being author by sticking himself in the actual story, making it harder for him to do things that most authors could do, I.E make characters fall in love, kill people off, the only time he ever had that power now was in really stupid fics that made no sense. The box however, this box might give him the power to solve all the problems at the hinata house
While he thought about this, he heard a very familiar noise, "AHHHH BAKA HENTAI!!!!" POW! "AHHHHHHHHHHIEEEEEEE!"
Alex's wolf ears listened to the sound of kei screaming, then as fast as he could; Al grabbed the remote, opened the moon roof, and threw a big pillow under it, as keitaro fell through the moon roof opening!
"Ow!" While Alex had predicted Kei's landing spot perfectly, he had thrown the pillow just a scooch too hard and it had gone past where keitaro landed.
Alex helped Keitaro to his feet. "lemme guess, um.(he inspect keitaro) wet clothes, means it was the hot springs, splinters in hand, means you lost another mop, and cuts on left cheek and bruise on right mean Naru and motoko, am I right?"
"nice, man this is getting old, I need a break."
"Hmmm?"
"yeah, some days I wish I was just born a different person."
"cool, let's use this device su made and see what that would be like."
"WHA?"
Alex pushes the button.
Al- (in a gondoliers outfit) Have you ever dreamed of escaping from your dull existence to a new life on a tropical island? Well our story is about a man who did it, a real person;
welcome one and all to the legend of Norman, papermon.
(music starts and some beautiful girls in Hawaiian outfits sing, they seem
to be outside a rundown old hotel called the gull reef club)
Girls and Alex- dis is the legend of Norman papermon tales from the tropics we'll share, chasen illusions can get quite confusion is it daydream or a
nightmare?
dis is the legend of Norman papermon tales from the tropics we'll tell, chasen illusions can get quite confusion cause heaven can turn into hell.
Al-(singing to keitaro who is confused, and in a Hawaiian flower shirt and
shorts)
Kinja's the name of the island,
It's been kinja for 200 years,
But remember paradise, doesn't come without a price,
Let me make that abundantly clear.
Kinja, our beautiful island,
In a westward archipelago,
We've been English French and Dutch, never seemed to matter much,
Now we're officially Amerigo.
The girls- We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
Al- shela, chef of the gull reef club!
(shinobu walks out, with a tan that makes her look very much like nyamo)
Shinobu- our ancestors came in da slave ships,
To work for the privileged few,
Who wore Paris fashions and lived in pink mansions,
While we huddled in shacks of bamboo,
Den da suga beet bring us our freedom,
With the help of our god we got through, Insurrections beheading, funerals and weddings, hurricanes and a world war
or two!
All- hurricanes and a world war or two!
We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
Al- (points to himself) Gilbert, gondolier of the gull reef club
Mr. church hill had at get some destroyers,
To put old Hitler six feet below,
FDR he pulled a nifty,
Got our island for just fifty,
And the limeys they pack up and go,
We dance through the streets in celebration,
The fireworks, they light up the sky,
We got hotdogs and Harris,
Coconuts and bowling not to mention the forth of July
All- not to mention the forth of July
(the music stops as Al grabs his pole and air guitars the first few notes
of the national anthem, oddly enough, it makes music)
All-
We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
(seta walks out in a suit, is tanned and smiling)
Al- senator pullmen, the islands big enchilada!
Seta- now the Yankees, day come with dar dollars,
It's a beehive of activity,
Sell them crawfish and rum, keep them dizzy and numb,
Oh we're like dis prosperity,
We got new holidays for celebration,
We got new laws but no one complies,
We crawfish and mangos,
Calypso and tangos,
Ah but we're short on our water supply.
All- but we're short on our water supply.
(music plays as seta breaks out into a ridiculous break dance)
All-
We got the carnival,
Don't stop the carnival,
We love the carnival
CAR-NA-VAL
We got the carnival,
Don't stop the carnival,
We love the carnival
CAR-NA-VAL
Al- and our story begins,
All-
dis is the legend of Norman papermon tales from the tropics we'll tell, chasen illusions can get quite confusion cause heaven can turn into hell.
AL- THE LEGEND OF NORMAN, PAPERMON!
a/n, ok guys, so far so good, I like this, read and review please.
Disclaimer- I don't own "The legend of Norman papermen." Nor do I own don't stop the carnival, I never even saw the book or musical versions, I just have the CD with songs written by jimmy buffet that were inspired by the story, I have a mild idea of how the story goes so I will invent one using what I know. I do not own any of the material that inspired this fix, though I do own Buddy the dog, Dizzy the weasel and myself
Intro-
Alex sat with his feet resting on a very large black dog, with a small weasel sleeping soundly on the arm rest of the couch he had in his room. The pair of animals had been his pets in America and they had just arrived via airmail, in a large crate.
A sigh of relaxation escape Al's lips as he leaned back and sipped a tall cold root beer, days like this were made for slacking.
Suddenly, like a toaster popping toast, Su shot into the room squealing like she had just found a map to a lost treasure horde of bananas.
"Al, Al, AL! look what Su made!" she held out to him a small black box with a red button.
"um.I 'm going to regret asking but, what's it do?"
Su smiled that freaky smile of hers. "It's a reality switcher, it can alter reality so that something else happened, like someone was born somewhere else or someone dies or.anything a fan fiction author can do, like you!
Alex threw a hand over Su's mouth. "SHHH, remember, if anyone other then you Sarah and mutsumi find out I'm a fan fic author I'll have to leave!"
Su nodded, then jumped on the black dogs back and rode it down the stairs, out of the attic, leavening the device on the coffee table.
Alex looked at it cautiously, he had restricted his power being author by sticking himself in the actual story, making it harder for him to do things that most authors could do, I.E make characters fall in love, kill people off, the only time he ever had that power now was in really stupid fics that made no sense. The box however, this box might give him the power to solve all the problems at the hinata house
While he thought about this, he heard a very familiar noise, "AHHHH BAKA HENTAI!!!!" POW! "AHHHHHHHHHHIEEEEEEE!"
Alex's wolf ears listened to the sound of kei screaming, then as fast as he could; Al grabbed the remote, opened the moon roof, and threw a big pillow under it, as keitaro fell through the moon roof opening!
"Ow!" While Alex had predicted Kei's landing spot perfectly, he had thrown the pillow just a scooch too hard and it had gone past where keitaro landed.
Alex helped Keitaro to his feet. "lemme guess, um.(he inspect keitaro) wet clothes, means it was the hot springs, splinters in hand, means you lost another mop, and cuts on left cheek and bruise on right mean Naru and motoko, am I right?"
"nice, man this is getting old, I need a break."
"Hmmm?"
"yeah, some days I wish I was just born a different person."
"cool, let's use this device su made and see what that would be like."
"WHA?"
Alex pushes the button.
Al- (in a gondoliers outfit) Have you ever dreamed of escaping from your dull existence to a new life on a tropical island? Well our story is about a man who did it, a real person;
welcome one and all to the legend of Norman, papermon.
(music starts and some beautiful girls in Hawaiian outfits sing, they seem
to be outside a rundown old hotel called the gull reef club)
Girls and Alex- dis is the legend of Norman papermon tales from the tropics we'll share, chasen illusions can get quite confusion is it daydream or a
nightmare?
dis is the legend of Norman papermon tales from the tropics we'll tell, chasen illusions can get quite confusion cause heaven can turn into hell.
Al-(singing to keitaro who is confused, and in a Hawaiian flower shirt and
shorts)
Kinja's the name of the island,
It's been kinja for 200 years,
But remember paradise, doesn't come without a price,
Let me make that abundantly clear.
Kinja, our beautiful island,
In a westward archipelago,
We've been English French and Dutch, never seemed to matter much,
Now we're officially Amerigo.
The girls- We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
Al- shela, chef of the gull reef club!
(shinobu walks out, with a tan that makes her look very much like nyamo)
Shinobu- our ancestors came in da slave ships,
To work for the privileged few,
Who wore Paris fashions and lived in pink mansions,
While we huddled in shacks of bamboo,
Den da suga beet bring us our freedom,
With the help of our god we got through, Insurrections beheading, funerals and weddings, hurricanes and a world war
or two!
All- hurricanes and a world war or two!
We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
Al- (points to himself) Gilbert, gondolier of the gull reef club
Mr. church hill had at get some destroyers,
To put old Hitler six feet below,
FDR he pulled a nifty,
Got our island for just fifty,
And the limeys they pack up and go,
We dance through the streets in celebration,
The fireworks, they light up the sky,
We got hotdogs and Harris,
Coconuts and bowling not to mention the forth of July
All- not to mention the forth of July
(the music stops as Al grabs his pole and air guitars the first few notes
of the national anthem, oddly enough, it makes music)
All-
We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
We're Kinja,
Still kinja,
Our kinja!
(seta walks out in a suit, is tanned and smiling)
Al- senator pullmen, the islands big enchilada!
Seta- now the Yankees, day come with dar dollars,
It's a beehive of activity,
Sell them crawfish and rum, keep them dizzy and numb,
Oh we're like dis prosperity,
We got new holidays for celebration,
We got new laws but no one complies,
We crawfish and mangos,
Calypso and tangos,
Ah but we're short on our water supply.
All- but we're short on our water supply.
(music plays as seta breaks out into a ridiculous break dance)
All-
We got the carnival,
Don't stop the carnival,
We love the carnival
CAR-NA-VAL
We got the carnival,
Don't stop the carnival,
We love the carnival
CAR-NA-VAL
Al- and our story begins,
All-
dis is the legend of Norman papermon tales from the tropics we'll tell, chasen illusions can get quite confusion cause heaven can turn into hell.
AL- THE LEGEND OF NORMAN, PAPERMON!
a/n, ok guys, so far so good, I like this, read and review please.