Gordon, One day, he was walking down the street and he got mugged.
But he flashed his flashlight at the bugular and ran away, still with his flashlight on.
He retreated back to his area and said "Wow, that was a close one, that's no good."
Alyx walked by him and said "Hi.", And gordon said "Hi.", And alyx said "Hi", And Gordo-
Anyways, they both liked cupcakes, so they decided to make babies apparently, little tiny headcrab babies.
Alyx chose Lamarr for the headcrab...thing person...thing.
So gordon put his crowbar up alyx butt, and alyx said "Ohh yeah, shove that crowbar up my butt"
And Lamarr then put his...whatever he has, in her mouth, they went up for a while and kept going.
At a furious fast pace, they both pooped.
They don't know anything about making babies, do they?
Then alyx ate a snicker bar and said, "You're a diva when your hungry, bye"
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