After budgets for the Harry Potter movie ran dry, the Director had to make
a few cuts..
CC: Harry, I'm afraid that after that little trip I made to the Bahamas, all our movie money is gone. I'm afraid I'll have to cut you.
HP: But, I'm the main character! There is no Harry Potter movie without me!
CC: Sorry. Hermione, you're cut too.
HG: This stinks! You #*#&%(!!
RW: Am I cut, sir?
CC: No, no. You can stay.
RW: Yes!
CC: But I will have to cut your brothers..
RW: Oh, that's fine.
CC: Good. Dumbledore, Dudley, Percy, McGonagal, Your all cut.
HP: *Sarcastically* Gee. Did you forget anyone?
CC: Hmm. I think so,. Oh yeah, Voldemort, You're cut too.
V: WAAAAH! I'll make you wish you'd never been born! *waves wand at CC while saying some funky words* Oh, yeah, that's right, I'm not really a dark lord *Throws stick at CC's head*
CC: Ouch! That hurt. Well, good luck with the rest of your lives!
HP: Soo, Voldemort, wanna go get something to eat?
V: at McDonalds?
HP: Is there any other?
V: Nope! Lets go get some grub, Lil' buddy!
*In the distance you can see Voldemort and Harry skipping merrily arm in arm*
CC: Harry, I'm afraid that after that little trip I made to the Bahamas, all our movie money is gone. I'm afraid I'll have to cut you.
HP: But, I'm the main character! There is no Harry Potter movie without me!
CC: Sorry. Hermione, you're cut too.
HG: This stinks! You #*#&%(!!
RW: Am I cut, sir?
CC: No, no. You can stay.
RW: Yes!
CC: But I will have to cut your brothers..
RW: Oh, that's fine.
CC: Good. Dumbledore, Dudley, Percy, McGonagal, Your all cut.
HP: *Sarcastically* Gee. Did you forget anyone?
CC: Hmm. I think so,. Oh yeah, Voldemort, You're cut too.
V: WAAAAH! I'll make you wish you'd never been born! *waves wand at CC while saying some funky words* Oh, yeah, that's right, I'm not really a dark lord *Throws stick at CC's head*
CC: Ouch! That hurt. Well, good luck with the rest of your lives!
HP: Soo, Voldemort, wanna go get something to eat?
V: at McDonalds?
HP: Is there any other?
V: Nope! Lets go get some grub, Lil' buddy!
*In the distance you can see Voldemort and Harry skipping merrily arm in arm*