The Dark Magician kills the Butt Ugly martians
One day, Dark Magician went off into the village to see Dark Magician girl, who was sitting next to the bridge.
"Hey. how are you doing?" asked Dark Magician
The Dark Magician girl was in a bad mood and didn't hear him.
Then the Dark Magician took out his staff and set a nearby house on fire that contained a couple of Togepi. The Togepi screamed and ran out burning to death. Dark Magician girl got on her feet and screamed at him. "How could you do something like that?!" asked Dark Magician girl as she got off the rail of the bridge and folded out her skirt.
The Dark Magician then stopped the fire. Dark Magician girl was still angry at him and hit him in the face with her wand.
Dark Magician was rubbing his cheek. "Hey why did you do that?" asked Dark Magician. "Honestly DM you could've just tapped my shoulder." she said.
Dark Magician frowned, "But you hate that Dark Magician girl.' said Dark Magician.
Then without warning something came from the bushes. "Ahh. What is it?" shreiked Dark Magician girl as she got behind Dark Magician. Then a trio of three little blue butt ugly and butt stupid martians came out.
"Ahhh, It's the Butt ugly martians." Dark Magician girl said in fear.
"It's another invader." said 2-T.
"Let's get him." said Do-wah.
B.K..M ULTRA." the three of the little morons cried.
Then suddenly they begun to get armor suits that was in individual colors.
"I'll stop you. DARK MAGIC ATTACK." shouted Dark Magician.
Then their B.K.M was disabled permenetly and they could never use B.K.M ever again.
Then Dark Magician girl took out her wand and they were already destroyed.
"That Sailor scout wannabe." Dark Magician thought. He then took the remains and put them in a jar. "This could be useful." he said to himself.
Then Dark Magician took the remains and threw them on The Phantom investigators which destroyed them. He hated The Phantom investigators more as he hated The B.U.MS.
The end
DIE BUTT UGLIES DIE!!!!