Alright so this isn't going to be a story fic. It is going to be drabbles about Teddy Remus Lupin. I won't update this like it is a real story. It is just a place where I am going to put all my one-shot stories about Teddy for now on. I will update this when I get an idea for a story about Teddy. They happen to pop in my head from time to time.

Title: The Question Rated: T

"Hey Grandma!" A five year old Teddy yelled.

"Yes Teddy?" His grandma Andromeda asked.

"How come girls take so long to use the bathroom?" Teddy asked.

Andromeda stared at Teddy for a few seconds. Then asked.

"What brought on this question?"

"Well…"

Flashback:

Teddy was walking around his godfather Harry's house. He was staying with Harry for the night because his Grandma was helping Angelina set up for her and Georges wedding.. He walked into the living room and saw Harry, Ron, George, and Neville sitting around the living room. They all had beer bottles next to them and they were singing.

"Let's have some fun. This beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!" They all sang in off key voices.

"Guys!" Teddy shouted over them.

"Yeah?" Harry asked noticing Teddy.

"What is a 'disco stick'?"

"Well Teddy. Its…its why don't you tell him Neville." Harry said.

"Well the 'disco stick' is…Ron take it away." Neville said looking at Ron.

"It—you know what," Ron said. "I believe George was just talking about it. George, why don't you tell him?"

George rolled his eyes at Ron and then turned to Teddy.

"You know that thing that hangs between your legs that urine comes out of?" George asked and Teddy nodded and then looked confused.

"What's urine?"

"The yellow liquid that comes out of the thing between your legs."

"You mean pee?"

"Yeah."

"Why didn't you say so in the beginning"

George let out a sign. "So the thing in between your legs is a 'disco stick' or at least what the song is referring too. There are other names for it but your Grandma would kill me if I told you."

"Okay…why were you singing that you wanted to ride the 'disco stick'? Do people ride them?" Teddy asked.

George looked at Teddy. The others were holding in laughs.

"Well it depends. Most guys don't want to ride a 'disco stick' but some do. Mainly the only people who want to ride it are girls."

Harry's smile turned to a frown.

"Girls want to ride the disco stick where pee comes out?" Teddy asked disgusted.

"Well pee isn't the only thing that comes out of it." George said trying to figure out a way to explain this to a five year old with out going into much detail. "You know you should ask Ron. He knows all about this."

Teddy looked at Ron.

"Well Teddy the other thing that comes out is um…is frosting. Yeah frosting." Ron said.

"Frosting comes out of it?" Teddy said looking into his pants. "Really? Is it chocolate or vanilla? Or is it cream cheese frosting?"

Ron looked at Teddy upset. This was not what he wanted to happen when he mentioned frosting.

"Ron was lying. Frosting doesn't come out of your pe—'disco stick'." Neville said. "It is actually a liquid but it has these tiny things called—"

"Harry! Where are you?" Hermione's voice shouted from the kitchen. She walked into the living room.

Harry who was glad yet unglad that Hermione walked in. He was glad that she stopped the drunken Neville for telling Teddy the facts of life yet he was unglad at the conversation she happened to walk in on was inappropriate for Teddy to heard and he would probably get yelled at. Teddy though didn't seem to mind Hermione entering the room. In fact he went to ask her a question.

"Hermione, do you like riding a 'disco stick'?"

Hermione's face went bright red as she realized what Teddy asked.

"Aww Teddy Hermione has never rode a 'disco stick'." George said laughing.

"Oh." Teddy said. "You can ride my if you like." This brought everyone but Ron and Hermione into a laughing fit. "I'm not sure why you would want to though. I mean the 'disco stick' only has a use to go pee and apparently you can pee frosting."

Hermione looked at Harry in a sharp way.

"Hermione," Teddy asked. "How come you take so long in the bathroom? All you have to do is unzip or pull down your pants take out the 'disco stick' and pee into the toilet. It should only take a few minutes yet you girls seem to take forever."

"Girls take so long Teddy because they don't have a 'disco stick'. They have a hole instead." George said.

"A hole!" Teddy shouted his mouth in an O shape. "You have a hole? Can you see through it?"

Hermione blushed harder.

"No you see Teddy, the hole leads to this pear—" Neville started but Teddy cut him off.

"There is a pear in the hole?" Teddy shouted.

"No the hole leads to a pear-like area—"

"Neville I don't think Teddy really wants to know this." Hermione said sternly.

"No continue on Neville. Where is this pear-like area?" Teddy asked.

"You know what Teddy." Harry said. "I believe your grandma knows the answer to these questions. Why don't you ask her?"

"I would but she is helping with the wedding."

"Change of plans," Hermione said. "Your grandma wasn't needed and she told me to go get you."

"Oh,"

Flashback Ends

"And that's what brought on this question." Teddy said. "So why do girls take longer in the bathroom then males?"

This popped into my head while using the bathroom this morning. I hope you like it! :)