EGGMAN [IN COLOR]
By Grand Master Shoma
By Judge Neusy
We'll be blunt: We do not own these characters, but we own this fanfic. Don't steal it.
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(Eggman is bored and watching TV)
Eggman: (notices the channel he's on) What's this show?
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INTRO THEME SONG
Eggman, Eggman
Does whatever an egg can!
He can roll, he can fry,
and he can make small things die!
Look out! Here comes the Eggman!
There he is! In the sky!
He's a really fat and bald guy!
Can he swing, from a rope?
As he does, lots of dope!
Hey there! Here comes the Eggman!
In the chill, of night!
He commits a crime; yes that's true.
And if someone catches him,
You know what, he's gonna do!
Flee!
Eggman, Eggman
Evil, nefarious Eggman!
He's still up, in the sky!
And he's still a fat bald guy!
Look out! Here comes the EGGMAN!!
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Eggman: (turns off TV) shudder
Wow, that was a fast end!