X-Men Issues
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It was seven o'clock on a Sunday morning and all was quiet…for the moment. Within a matter of minutes though several things happened a shriek of a mix of horror and fury emanated from the roof. At the same time a loud shout of anger followed by lecturing. Also at the same time a screech of wrath followed by the sound of explosions.
Professor X sighed, as he knew he would be dealing with a lot of angry people for the next little while. As expected a few minutes later there was an angry pounding at the door. With a sigh he hit the button that made the large metal doors swoosh open. In marched a very flushed wet kitty cat in her pajamas followed by a positively steaming psychic in full uniform and a wet angry blonde wrapped in a towel. An amused looking wolf man holding a cup of coffee and an intrigued expression followed this odd procession. "Do I dare ask what happened?" The Professor sighed. The girls all stared squawking at once causing Logan to cover his ears. His patience snapped and he let out a terrifying roar stunning the angry ladies into silence. "One at a time if ya' don't mind. First Jean, then Kitty, then Tabbitha." He continued calmly sipping his coffee as he watched them fall into a line knowing he would need the extra caffeine.
Jean stepped forward "Professor I can't deal with this any more. Scott is turning into a total chauvinist, just this morning I was doing a Danger Room simulation and he comes in and ruins it. AGAIN! Then he acts like I should be thanking him. He has no respect for women's ability to take care of themselves. Something must be done." With that she stepped back into line. Professor X sighed, it was true what Jean was saying and he knew it, he just didn't know what to do about it.
Next Kitty stepped up standing straight in her soaking wet pink pajamas. "My problem is Kurt, he's like driving me crazy. This morning I woke up and my bed was on the roof. And if that wasn't totally like bad enough I ended up falling off the roof. I was fine cause I phased through the ground but when I like came up the sprinklers came on like totally soaking me. This is the third prank he's like played this week and the twelfth one this month and they were like all on me." Kitty stepped back huffily wringing or her shirt sleeve in the process as if to make a point. Logan had to suppress a grin he knew that Kurt only pranked Kitty because it was so easy to get a rise out of her but he agreed that the blue dude had gone a little to far this time.
Tabitha strode up looking extremely angry, she placed a hand on her hip and glared at them both "I am going to KILL him!" She snarled. "Whom?" The Professor asked curiously. "Why that stinking Cajun Gambit that's who." "Not that I mind" Logan smiled "But why do ya' wanna kill 'im" "I asked Rogue if I could borrow her shower cause mines broken (BTW Rogue now has her own room with a bathroom) and she let me. After I was finished I stepped out of the shower and who do I see standing there? I guess the Cajun thought I was Rogue and snuck in the window to perv offa her." A loud 'snikt' sound resonated through the room accompanied by a growl. All eyes turned on Logan whose claws were out and a snarl was on his face. He retracted his claws but kept a snarl on his face. "Charles we got a problem. Big one! We got a bunch o' boys who ain't got no respect for the ladies. The main ones are One Eye, Fuzz Boy, Gumbo, and I noticed Bobby excluding Jubilee 'cause she was a girl. Got a plan?" He barked.
Professor X closed his eyes and thought for a minute. What to do with four unruly boys whose respect for women was thin. Suddenly he got an idea. "Logan, I have just the thing." He said with a slightly evil grin on his face.