HIYA!!! RINOA HERE!! OK SOO...THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A SPIN OFF FROM "RANDOMNESS" (MY FFVIII STORIES) HENCE THE NAME "RANDOMNESS:ORGANIZATION XIII STYLE" OF COURSE BOTH ME AND SELPHIE WROTE THIS ONE SO IT'LL BE EVEN BETTER THAN JUST THE NORMAL RANDOMNESS OH YEAH BY THE WAY, ROCKY AND CANDY ARE MINE AND SELPHIE'S!!! THEY'RE OUR OWN CREATION!!!! WE HAVE THEIR PROFILES UP IF YOU WANNA LOOK. AND I'M TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW...IF YOU DON'T LIKE YAOI OR SEXUAL REFRENCES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT...YOU SHOULD JUST STOP READING RIGHT NOW!!!! BUT IF YOU'RE COOL WITH ALL THAT STUFF...READ ON!!!!!
Axel: -walks in and sees camera- Aha! there you are! -sits down- So welcome. Ahh...I talked to selphie and Rinoa and they said this was cool...So here I am...Alone in this studio...
Xemnas: -walks in- Axel what're you doing?
Axel: About to play this film!
Xemnas: Is candy involved?
Axel: Indeed.
Xemnas: and Rocky?
Axel: Sho Nuff!!
Xemnas: Oooookkkkkaaaayyyyyyy
--film starts--
Axel: -pulled over by a black car- Damn...
Rocky: -walks up to Axel's window-
Axel: -holds arms out of window- Arrest me i'm guilty!!!
Rocky: I haven't even told you the charge yet!
Axel: Whatever it was I did it!!! I've been a bad boy!
Rocky:...Ok?
Axel: Do you wanna tell me the charge?
Rocky: Would you like to know the charge?
Axel: Out of curiosity I kinda do...
Rocky: Driving with out my number
Axel: Guilty As Charged.
Rocky: -ahem- Sir, I'm gonna hafta take you home with me.
Axel: Can I follow in my car?
Rocky: I dont see why not. Just follow me.
Axel: -sheepish smile- Okie Dokies!
Rocky: -hops back in car and drives away with Axel following-
--film stops--
Xemnas: What the hell was that?
Axel: We were doing a little Roleplay...
Xemnas: Do I wanna know what that lead up to?
Axel: Maybe out of morbid curiosity... But no...
Xemnas: okay then...
Rocky: -out of camera's view- Hey! Check this out!!
Candy: -also out of camera's view- Is that the fireman thing!!
Rocky: No...Its you being a Nurse...
Xemnas: -jumps up and snatches tape- Lets play it!!!
--film starts---
Xemnas: Oh Nurse!!!! I need some medical attention!!!
Candy: Yyyyeeeeesssss?
Xemnas: I hurt
Candy: Where does it hurt?
--film paused--
Axel: No way! That one is stopping right there!!!
Xemnas: What? Its nothing bad!
Axel: Xemmy...Its in YOUR room. How could it not be bad?
Xemnas: my life is not based around screwing a beautimous girl.
Axel: PFFTT!!! I've heard you two in there...
Xemnas: That was Xaldin and Xigbar...
Axel: NO WAY!! THE DANCER AND BIGRAX!!!???
Candy&Rocky: -laughing extremely hard out of camera's view-
Xemnas: -hits play-
--film resumes--
Xemnas: Xaldin cut my finger!!!!!
Candy: Why did he do that?
Xemnas: I just wanted a stupid strawberry!!!
Candy: -puts medicine on Xemnas's finger and puts a strawberry shortcake cake band aid on it- Better?
Xemnas: Much! Thankies, Love!
Candy: You're welcome!
--film stops--
Rocky: -sitting on Axel- So i totally found the Fireman Film!
Axel: Nuuu!!! I was drunk! And under the influence!!!
Candy: -sitting on Xemnas- Dont worry...Xemmy was a Chip And Dale's Dancer.
Xemnas: NUUU!! You recorded that?!
Rocky&Candy: DUH!!!
--film starts--
Axel: IM THE FIREMAN!!! -pelvic thrust for the word fireman-
Xaldin: Thats nice...
Axel: -runs to Marluxia- IM THE FIREMAN!!! -pelvic thrust-
Marluxia: -gay voice- Im the Flower Man
Axel: -runs to Zexion- IM THE FIREMAN!!! -pelvic thrust-
Zexion: -playing the Violin- I'm the Emo Man
Axel: -runs to Luxord- IM THE FIREMAN!!! -pelvic thrust-
Luxord: -wearing make-up- Ahhh...
Axel:O.O -slowly walks away-
Luxord: Awkward...
Axel: -runs to Larxene- IM THE FIREMAN!!! -really hard pelvic thrust-
Larxene: ...-beats Axel-
Axel: -limps to Xemnas- IM THE FIREMAN!! -odd pelvic thrust-
Xemnas: Im the superior...and the Chip and Dale Dancer...
Axel: -runs to Xigbar- IM THE FIREMAN!!! -pelvic thrust-
Xigbar:...-shoots Axel with tampon gun-
Axel: -runs to Vexen- IM THE FIREMAN!!! -pelvic thrust-
Vexen: -sniffle, sniffle-...-runs away crying-
Axel: -goes into Kairi's cell- IM THE FIREMAN!!! -pelvic thrust and since Kairi is on the floor shes eye level with "it"-
Kairi: -sniffle- SOOOOORRRRAAAA!!!!!! -sobs-
Axel: -runs to roxas- IM THE FIREMAN!!! -pelvic thrust-
Roxas: Really..?
Axel: Ima put your fire -plevic thrust- out!
Roxas: OH MY GOD MY DREAM COME TRUE!!! -drags Axel to Rocky's room-
Rocky: -walks in- AXEL!!! What are you doing?
Axel: I'm the...fire man? -small pelvic thrust-
Roxas: OH GOD!!!!
Rocky: Oh...Ok...continue...-takes a quick picture-
--film stops--
Xemnas: Ew...Roxas?
Axel: What? I already said...I was drunk and under the influence.
Rocky: -laughing- I thought it was kinda cute...
Candy: That was awesome...
Xemnas: you guys are wierd.
Rocky: hey what about that time we had sex rules on our website?
Candy: Oh yeah!! And there was a set for most of stuff and everyone had their own set?
Rocky: Yeah!!
Xemnas&Axel: Ahh Man...
--film starts--
Rocky: -looking at the Organization XIII website- Whoa...
Axel: What?
Rocky: I forgot we posted our Sex Rules up here...
Axel: HAHAHAHA Lets read Xemnas's!!!
Xemnas's Sex Rules
1 Don't touch the hair (Unless your Candy)
2 Kinkiness is totally allowed
3 Biting is a major turn on So yeah...use that...
4 Dont say anything that might ruin the moment, Basically, Dont talk...too much
5 Kinky Violence would be nice...
P.S. No matter what you say...Candy is the BEST!!!
Rocky:...HAHAHA I KNEW IT!!!
Axel: Knew what?
Rocky: -clicks on Axel's Sex rules-
Axel's Sex Rules
1 Keep it hot
2 Use and/or wear Leather, chains, handcuffs, etc., etc.
3 I like roleplaying.
4 Fire is hhhhooooottttt
5 Yuri moments are awesome...coughcoughrockyandcandycoughcough
6 Please dont burn my hair... I like my hair...
7 I like my name being said...Moaning is better...(rocky is the best)
P.S. BURN BABY!!!!!
Rocky: Not happening...
Axel: I can dream...
Rocky: -clicks on Roxas's sex rules-
Roxas's Sex Rules
1 Im Bi...Bring it on...
2 Be gentle...
3 Be kinky
4 Dont touch Namine or Axel!!!
5 Or Candy
6 Or Rocky
7 Or Xemnas
8 Ima manwhore
P.S. 3-somes rock!!!!
Rocky&Axel: -laughing really hard-
Rocky: Aww i feel so loved!
Axel: ...I gotta fix up my rules...
Rocky: -clicks on Candy's Sex Rules-
Candy's Sex Rules
1 Yes Im Bi
2 No you cant watch
3 Kinkiness is always welcome (especially HxC biting!)
4 Yaoi/Yuri is nice
5 threesomes/orgies are always amazing
6 Trust me...Xemnas is the Superior...in more ways than one
7 If it starts raining...I'm sorry...Cant help it
8 Dont overly grope teh boobehs
P.S. If you dont think Xemnas is the Superior...Just ask...
Axel: Why is he the superior?
Rocky: Why dont you go ask?
Axel: I dont wanna go alone...
Rocky: fine i'll come with...
Axel: No wait! I wanna read your rules first! -clicks on Rocky's Sex Rules-
Rocky's Sex Rules
1 If you cant handle the heat...Stay outta my bedroom
2 I like chains and handcuffs...and leather...
3 Biting is hardcore...me likey
4 PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! try not to Jizz in my hair.
5 No ICE!!! Ice is cold...
6 I don't suck, thats gross (unless it's Axel, he puts cinnamon on it, what am I supposed to do?!)
P.S. No Jizzing in teh hair!! Im serious...I dont want poor little Zexion or Roxas having to get it out of my hair again...
Axel:...Wow...-bites Rocky-
Rocky: Ack!! Stop! Just go ask Xemmy why hes the Superior!
Axel: ok! -drags Rocky along-
Xemnas: -in the kitchen-
Axel: Hey Xemnas! Why are you the Superior?
Xemnas: because of this -whips "it" out-
Axel: OH MY GOD!!!!
Rocky: geez...you're friggin...HUGE!!!!!
Xemnas: -shrugs- Yeah i know...
--film stops--
Axel:...You should've stopped me Rocky...
Rocky: How was i supposed to know that Xemnas is hung like an elephant?! Besides...it came in handy
Axel: What are you talking about...
Xemnas:...Rocky dont you dare...
Rocky: A couple weeks ago...When you were walking all funny...
Axel:...
Candy: No way!!
Rocky: Way! I got pictures! They're up on my Yaoi wall.
Candy: im in love with that yaoi wall.
Xemnas:...ehhh...
Rocky: And they both liked it!!!
Axel: -puts a hand over Rocky's mouth- SHHHHH!!!
Candy: well we all know who the dominant one in that relationship is.
Xemnas: -slaps forehead-
--film starts--
Axel: -walking around funny-
Roxas: Hey Axel!!!
Axel: AHH!!...Hey Roxas...-tries to stand normal-
Roxas: Whats wrong? Did you get ass-raped or something??
Axel:...Xaldin shoved a bottle up my ass while...i was...sleeping?
Roxas: really? That seems odd for him...Maybe he was experiment-...wait a minute...Guys only walk like that after having a night with Xemnas...
Axel:...I dont know what you're talking about.
Xaldin: -walks by with a sign that says "Caution: I Will Stab You" -
Axel:...Subtle...
Roxas: man...thats awesome...
--film stops--
Axel: You got that on tape?
Xemnas: do you girls have camera's everywhere or something?
Rocky&Candy: -nod-
--Roxas walks in wearing a bikini-
Roxas: I lost a bet with Xaldin...
Axel, Xemnas, Rocky, And Candy: PPPFFFFTTT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxas: Shut up...
--film starts--
Rocky: -hears moaning coming from a room- O.O...-busts into the room in question-
-Zexion and Demyx are doing it-
Zexion&Demyx:O.O
Rocky:...-takes a picture-...thats hot...-runs off-
Demyx:...Maybe I should lock the door...
Rocky: -runs and puts the picture on the "Yaoi wall"-
--film stops--
Axel:...ew...
Candy: Oh you know that Zexion and Demyx doing it is hot!!
Rocky: -nods-
Xemnas: At least they did it in a room other than one of ours...
All: -nods-
Xigbar: -runs across the stage- AHHHH!!!!!!!
Xaldin: -chases Xigbar-
All:...
Axel: -ahem-...well...ok...
--film starts--
Xemnas:Axel! get in here now!!!
Axel: -peeks around the door- Yes?
Xemnas: -sighs- Axel...why did you put "bunny" on the grocery list?
Axel:...cause I want a bunny...
Xemnas: Axel...a bunny is not something you put on a grocery list...and besides...don't you remember what happened the LAST time you asked for a bunny?
Axel: -twitch-...Don't send Xaldin this time...send Demyx...he likes bunnies too...
Xemnas:...I'm taking "bunny" off the list...if you want one...go get one yourself...
Axel: -shakes fist at Xemnas- If you weren't the superior...I'd shoot you!!!...in the face!!!!!! -storms out-
Roxas: -walks in wearing a frilly dress-
Xemnas: O.O
Roxas: -glares- Don't say a word...it was a dare...-walks away-
Xemnas: -eye twitches-...Why do I get stuck with idiots?
Xigbar: -comes into the room screaming-
Xemnas: Geez Xigbar!!! what the hell?!?!
Xigbar: My eye!!! my precious eye!!!
Xemnas: If you don't tell me why you're screaming...you're gonna lose that eye!!!
Xigbar: I read some disturbing fanfiction!!!
Xemnas: And?
Xigbar: It was of you and Saix!!!...and you two...were doing it!!!
Xemnas: O.O -runs out of the room screaming-
Zexion: -playing the Violin-
Xigbar: Hey Emo Man..
Zexion: Hello Bigrax
Xigbar: What?
Zexion: Hi Xigbar..
--film stops--
Candy: -snickers-
Xemnas: And just what are you laughing at?
Candy: Nothing!!!
Axel:...Ew...Saix?
Rocky: Aww...I bet Saix isn't so bad.
Axel:...Ewww...I thionk we need to take a break...I've been too tramatized.