From The Outside
I do not own this. If I did, lovecraftian horrors would be coming out of the wood work while Sakura comes up with a unified chakra theory. Masashi Kishimoto owns this.
NaruFemSasu. The Power of Fangirlism Compels You!
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Chapter 1 will be posted by Feb 23.
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Prologue
Sasuke Uchiha, prodigy, genius, last-of-his-clan was running scared. Not from any rogue ninjas or tailed beasts or god-forbid his brother. No. What Sasuke was running from was that most dire of threats, whose very presence cause grown men to shake in their boots.
Fangirls.
Logically it was inevitable. Last of his kind, brooding and mysterious, possessing pale skin and dark hair and eyes. Exactly to specification.
That didn't make him feel any better as he ran through the forest, mentally screaming "Oh Kami Don't Let Them Catch Me."
To his surprise they answered.
And the world went black.
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When he woke up he was in a tree.
Hmm. Odd.
He jumped to the ground. Why did his clothes feel... looser? He looked down.
He, or rather, She fainted again.
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This time she woke up on a couch. It wasn't hers. She looked around. The room seemed rather empty. In the kitchen she could here someone moving.
She elected to stay still for now and thought about what to do.
Okay.
Point 1. Somehow you were turned into a girl.
Point 2. You can't claim the name Uchiha without there being a large amount of suspicion.
Point 3. You can't enter school immediately without also raising suspicion. Sasuke vanishes, new student arrives... conclusions will be drawn.
Point 4. You can stay in the compound though. It's empty.
Now. What do we do?
Tell the Hokage. He could help, either by turning me back or by making a false background. But how? I can hardly go up to the gates and say "Hey I'm Sasuke. Can I speak to the Hokage?" I'll be ridiculed. What to do...
I've got nothing.
Okay. This may take a while.
"Oh! You're awake." You turn your head. Oh kami not him. "Would you like some ramen?" Yep. It's him. Just my luck.
The dead-last ramen-obsessed loser. Naruto.
"My names Naruto. Naruto Uzumaki. What's yours?"
Crap. Need a name, need a name...
"Uhh... Rin. My names Rin." There, good.
"Rin? No family name?" Crap. He's more observant than I thought. "I- I'm an orphan." Technically true. Let's hope he doesn't continue along this line of thinking.
"Oh." Naruto's face falls."Same here." He sits down while you look at him, shocked. What? Did he just? He's an orphan? And why doesn't anyone know? He cheers up. "So where have you been staying?"
"Oh here and there. I've been trying to find a place recently." He perked up.
"I could help! I'll ask Jii-san if he knows where you can stay." My eyebrow lifted.
"Jii-san? Who is this Jii-san?" He shrugged.
"The Hokage." He stated matter-of-factly. My jaw hit the floor
Him? How is he connected to the Hokage?
He must of seen the look on my face, because he laughed and said, "No no no. He's not my grandfather. Not really. He just took care of me after my family died."
That raises even more questions! Who were his parents? How were they known to the Hokage? It's not every orphan that get's taken in!
I managed to get myself under control. "That would be great! When can I see him?" I flashed him a winning smile. Or at least what I hoped was a winning smile.
He rubbed his head and grinned sheepishly. "Uhh... Maybe a week or so?"
My eye twitched. Hey it's not that bad. You can stay at the compound.
Naruto must have misinterpreted the gesture. "Don't worry! You can stay here until we can talk to him." He grinned. I opened my mouth to speak then stopped.
Wait! This way you won't raise suspicion. It would be odd for you to come from the compound. Not to mention after your little disappearing act your house is likely being surrounded by rabid fangirls.
I closed my mouth.
"So... Do you want some ramen?" I stifled a groan.
This was going to be a long week.
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Move along. Nothing to see here.