Hole in the Bucket

by Grand Master Shoma

A songparody of the old song 'There's a Hole in my bucket'... Nothing sick,you sickos. PG for about a couple of swears, otherwise, it's clean!

Hole In My Bucket

By Grand Master Shoma

By Judge Neusy

We'll be blunt: We do not own these characters, but we own this fanfic. Don't steal it.

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Shadow:             There's a hole in my bucket, dear Sonic, dear Sonic, dear Sonic.

                        There's a hole in my bucket, dear Sonic a hole!

Sonic:               Then fix it, dear jackass, dear jackass, dear jackass.

                        Then fix it, dear jackass, dear jackass, fix it!

Shadow:             With what shall I fix it, dear moron, dear moron, dear moron.

                        With what shall I fix it, dear moron, with what?

Sonic:               With some straw, dear butt munch, dear butt munch, dear butt munch.

                        With some straw, dear butt munch, dear butt munch, some straw!

Shadow:             The straw is too long, dear dumbshit, dear dumbshit, dear dumbshit.

                        The straw is too long, dear dumbshit too long.

Sonic:               Then cut it, you dip wad, you dip wad, you dip wad.

                        Then cut it, you dip wad, you dip wad, cut it!

Shadow:           With what shall I cut it, dear Neanderthal, dear Neanderthal, dear Neanderthal.

                        With what shall I cut it, dear Neanderthal, with what?

Sonic:               With a saber, you dimwit, you dimwit, you dimwit.

                        With a saber, you dimwit, dear dimwit, saber!

Shadow:             This saber's too dull, you ninny, you ninny, you ninny.

                        This saber's too dull, you ninny, too dull!

Sonic:               Then sharpen it, you geek, you geek, you geek.

                        Then sharpen it, you geek, you geek, sharpen it!

Shadow:             With what shall I sharpen it, you hardass, you hardass, you hardass.

                        With what shall I sharpen it, you hardass, with what?

Sonic:               With a blade sharpener, you dolt, you dolt, you dolt.

                        With a blade sharpener, you dolt, you dolt, sharpener!

Shadow:             It's too dry, you rapscallion, you rapscallion, you rapscallion.

                        It's too dry, you rapscallion, too dry!

Sonic:               Then wet it, you ruffian, you ruffian, you ruffian.

                        Then wet it, you ruffian, you ruffian, wet it!

Shadow:             With what shall I wet it, dear Sonic, dear Sonic, dear Sonic.

                        With what shall I wet it, dear Sonic, with what?

Sonic:               Oh, I don't know, dear Shadow, dear Shadow, dear Shadow.

                        Let me think, dear Shadow, dear Shadow, how about H20!

Shadow:             It's inside the well, dear Sonic, dear Sonic, dear Sonic.

                        It's inside the well, dear Sonic, inside!

Sonic:               Use your bucket, dear Shadow, dear Shadow, dear Shadow.

                        Use your bucket, dear Shadow, dear Shadow, bucket!

Shadow:           THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET! YOU JACKASS! YOU TYRANT! YOU NINNY!

                        THERE'S A HOLE IN MY BUCKET! YOU MANWHORE A HOLE!

Sonic:               Wow. That didn't fit at all!

The end!!