Okay so this is a new fanfic for me. It's RK, which I happen to be writing a lot of. Anyway, I hope this will be funny and make you laugh really hard. If not, then I'm not very good at this fanfiction thing. It is my 5th fic so if I'm not doing good now...I might need to stop. Not like that'll ever happen so you're just stuck with me. Heh.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Not even Shishio-sama. Or Aoshi.

School. Don't you just hate it? I mean, the law requires you to go to this building, sit in this chair and listen to an old hag or coot teach. Whoever thought up this school business should be shot. These are the thoughts of Misao Mackimachi. As you can tell, I don't like school or teachers. Especially when they tell you that you're stupid and you need to b tutored. So that's what I have to do right now. Look for a tutor. Not only do I have to spend hours of my day in school, I have to spend the rest of my day with someone whose trying to help me figure out what they "taught" me in that school. Some people are sooooooo retarded. Naturally, since the bats that apparently run my life couldn't assign me a tutor, I went to the people who help me with everyday life. Let's start with the failures.

Failure #1: Gramps

Misao walked into the Aoiya with mounds upon mounds of school work in her hands. She wobbled around like a drunk man in the restaurant before finally slamming all the papers down on a empty table. Luckily, all the tables were empty since it was closed. Misao leaned back and filled her lungs with air slowly.

"GRAAAAAAAMMMMPPPPSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOU DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!" Misao heard frequent thumps coming from the back of the building. The old man slid into the room in front of Misao and then bent over to catch his breath.

"I'm...here...where's the...fire?" Okina said in between breaths.

"I need to be tutored." Misao said simply. "And because you're so smart, I thought you'd be the best candidate to help me." Okina puffed up in pride and then looked down at the first paper in the stack. His face fell instantly.

"Misao, what are those symbols on the page." Misao sighed.

"That's math gramps, please tell me you know what Geometry is." Jiya pointed at something on the page.

"Is that a naughty word?" Misao growled.

"No reciprocal is not a naughty word, now are you going to help me or not?" He pointed at another symbol.

"What about that one? That word looks dirty." Misao glared at him and rolled her eyes.

"That's not even a word that a number. That's 69." Okina gasped and put his hands over his mouth.

"My little girl, she's tainted!!!!!" He yelled. He then let out a girlish scream and ran out the room. Misao sunk down into a chair and propped her head up on her head.

"Gramps reads too much."

Sooooooo?!?! How was it??? Did you like it? It's short yeah and there's going to be a lot more like it but you should come to expect that out of me. Just a little warning. This is an AU and there will be more info to come but for right now all you need to do is reveiw.