Crack fiction, heh."Germany. I'm gonna go...to college!" Italy declared, all dramatic like, like in a soap opera.
Wow, sparkle sparkle sparkle.
"Oh mah, an Italian sparkle party...but why do you want to go to college, while you could stay here and get up at three a.m., train the whole day, and be forced to sweep the house with me when that's done?" Germany was so dumbfounded like for reals.
"I know, going to college will make me miss the lack of freedom you provided me, but I have to go! It's my...dreeeeam..." more shoujo sparkles.
"What is your...dreeeeam?"
"Germany...I want to be...a somebody for once! I want to...to SING!"
Suddenly, the lights dim, and a spotlight comes down on Italy. He pulls a microphone out of the air.
"Get the fuck out."
Germany kicked Italy out, because he is deathly afraid of boy singers. The only thing scarier is...boy bands...oh my...
So, Italy left his supportive friends house with absolutely nothing but the clothes on his back. All would surely go well.
But since he didn't know how to get into college without having a high school diploma, and he didn't have any money, he become a homeless person living in a box. He grew a beautiful beard! Ohmah, so pretty...
The beautiful fucking end.