Hereis the complete summary: ...Eragon finds a rock, that isn't a rock. A innocent tree is abused...and retaliates. Arya confesses her annoyanceamusement with Eragon's past performance in a rather long flashback. Delirium, chaos, and all other things made of pickle seeds rule in this hoplessly random fic. READ...NOW!

Chapter One:

On On a clear twilight night, the only thing interrupting the silence was the whiz-pop of the fire and the crickets chirping in the background. Eragon leaned back against a large oak tree and sighed.

Saphira...

Yes?

I'm so bored, and I don't even know what we're doing here, even though the scenery is kind of nice.

Many trees surrounded the foursome, as if the trees were cold and trying to get warm. Orik was sharpening his blade against the numerous rocks dotting the trees, and Arya was picking wild herbs at the edge of the campfire.

Saphira replied:

Yes, it does seem strange that we're here, and not fighting something, or some one.

ARGHHHHHH! I'm so bored, I think I'm going to play this Sodoku game just sitting here.

What?

It's a math game and uses a lot of numbers too.

Sounds fun.

Saphira, what's 16 + 14?

How should I know, I never went to school. You're the one that Oromis has been tutoring in those areas.

You're right. Why can't I figure this out?

Eragon banged his head on a rock in frustration, causing Orik and Arya to look up in surprise.

"I'm trying to figure out this stupid math problem, and I don't know how to add!" Eragon whined.

"Well, you probably should of thought of that before you picked up the game," Arya stated.

"Can you help me?" Eragon pleaded, giving Arya the puppy dog look.

Arya's POV

Argh! Why does he always use that stupid baby look on me? It's just math! I'm glad I turned down someone so stupid!

"No," said Arya in a flat tone.

"Why are you so cruel?" Eragon whimpered, tears coming to his eyes as he stalked off to find Saphira.

Little one, are you allright? Sapira's voice emanated concern.

No, Arya's so mean, she won't even help me with my math problem!

You should've listened to Oromis when he taught you all this.

It's not my fault I have ADD!

Saphira blocked off their connection after that, leaving Eragon to sulk in silence.

Grumbling under his breath, Eragon wound his way through the trees, and that's when he saw it.