Erik Quits
Disclaimer: I don't own the Phantom of the Opera (but I wish I did)
One day at the Opera House, Erik was playing The Entertainer very, VERY, loudly. That was when Madame Giry walked over and smacked Erik upside the head with a rolled up newspaper. (Which by the way, REALLY hurts)
"Ow! Jeez woman!" Yelped Erik, as he glared at Madame Giry. "What the heck was that for?!?"
At that moment, Christine decided it would be a great time to walk into the Phantom's lair and exclaim, "I have just dumped Raoul, on account of he is a annoying fop and deserves a life of loneliness."
At which point, Erik, decided to do his incredibly cheesy and annoying happy dance. "Raoul is out of the picture! Now Christine can marry me! Ouch! My head hurts! I hate Madame Giry!" he sang.
"Why do you hate her Pumpkin? She's letting you live here without being disturbed." Inquired Christine.
"That stupid Madame Giry came down here when I was in the middle of my song and whapped me upside the head with a roll of newspaper!"
Christine then took the newspaper from Madame Giry and promptly whapped her upside the head with it.
"That was for hurting my Honey-pumpkins! (Another smack) That was for stopping him in the middle of his song! (A final whap) And that was for letting Raoul come into my life all girly and fop-like! You're my foster mother! You should be taking care of this sort of thing! (Christine pauses for a moment and then another final whap) That was for not caring when I said I dumped my boyfriend!!!"
"Oh sweet heart, I do care about your problems. It's just that "Phantom Boy" over here should be playing his theme song, not some cheesy rag-time tune!" Said a very sorry Madame Giry.
Christine stared at her with her angry deer-in-headlights look. "Are you saying I have problems!?!?"
Erik, just for fun added, "Hey! That song is a lot harder than it looks! And besides, I'm practicing for my organ recital!"
"Screw your stupid recital and play the music you're supposed to! I refuse to work at a rag-time opera house!"
"FINE!!!!! Have it your way because (he paused for an extra dramatic effect) I QUIT!!!!" And with that he stormed out of the room.
Christine started to chase after him saying, "Sweet-honey-pumpkins, you didn't really mean that, did you?"
Erik turned around swirling his cape all awesome-like and said to his love, "Alright, first off, DON'T call me that or any of your other stupid pet names and secondly, if it weren't for "Madame Go-Go Girl" over there (Madame Giry holds up her skirt to admire her white leather go-go boots) I wouldn't have quit! But since she disturbed me with those boots, it's now official! There is no more Phantom of the Opera!"
Christine whirled around and glared menacingly at Madame Giry. "Gee thanks for scaring my current boyfriend into quitting! The Opera house isn't the same without the Phantom!"
Erik wheeled around in a combination of surprise and shock. "Current Boyfriend?!?!?!? Excuse me but I now am inquired to stay here to keep the love of my life, and possibly demise, AWAY from people like Monsignor le Foppy-Fop-Fop-Foppsinhiemer!"
Right then, as if on cue, Raoul dropped in and said very dumb-like, "Did I miss anything?"
Erik grinned evilly. "I did quit, but now, I'M BACK!" He laughed maniacally as he pulled out a noose.
Well, what did you think? Here's an idea, tell me in a review before I sic a crazed Opera Ghost on you. BWAHAHAHAHA (just kidding, I don't want a scene)