Opening the doors to the third music room, Haruhi was assaulted by the never failing rose petals.

But what was unlike every other day was that the room was devoid of any Host Club member or clientele. And those blasted flowers were still flying all over the place.

Looking around the empty room, whilst being pelted with flowers, Haruhi placed her bag down on a table as she mumbled, "Did I miss something…"

If she was lucky, she thought as she walked over to the fan-like contraption, club was canceled.

Although, on the off chance she miraculously was the first to arrive and just left there'd be no doubt in her mind that Kyouya would tack onto her debt.

Staring at the hidden, but not-really-so-hidden fan, that was responsible for the tornado of scented rose petals every day that was still going and making an absolute mess of everything one word popped out without hesitation, "bastards."

She didn't even want to think about how much money was wasted on fresh rose petals every day.

With a sigh of annoyance, Haruhi flipped the off switch to the darned machine.

Electrical hum gone, she finally heard the ruckus outside. So with a quick glance out the windows into the courtyard, Haruhi saw one of the most terrifying events in her life.

The fountain made wading pool was filled with an assortment of sea creatures. The most striking being the live walrus currently being pranced around by Tamaki and the Hitachiin twins. Did she mention it was a rather large walrus with giant tusks?

Better yet, why were they trying to stick their heads in its mouth?

Immediately Haruhi surfaced her new cell phone and called for animal control.

Of course her good deed of the day was met with much complaint.

She ruined the fun.

Daddy said it was safe! She shouldn't go behind daddy's back!

Did she know how much money it cost to transport a walrus?

Did she feel left out since she didn't get to feed the seals?

Now what were they going to do?

"Listen I don't care if you get a plastic walrus, but the live walrus definitely had to go."

More complaints ensued. Plastic wasn't the same as the real thing!

Wanting to rip her hair out of frustration Haruhi leveled a chilling glare that even had Kyouya turning a tad white. "You want to kill yourselves with wild animals. Fine have a blast."

There was all but a moment of stunned silence until the whole lot of them addled up to her side and started to cuddle, hug, pat, and or molest her person all the while cooing at how adorable her commoner concern was.

"As if we'd get anything but a trained walrus, my precious daughter!"

Standing amidst the cornucopia of love, completely miffed at their blasé attitude, Haruhi began cursing to the high heavens wishing she never bothered.

This was a contest on DA using the phrase " the live walrus definitely ad to go" and the whole idea was just hilarious and oh so Ouran like that I couldn't stop myself from writing this little blurb ^^

Aaaaand it's only 485 words taboot! I have 15 words to spare!

It's probably not all that funny at all but it was fun to write, hope you at least smile from this ... otherwise I'm an epic fail and I know to stick to my day job lol