(This is a parody of all those stupid fucking contestshipping fics. This is really for all romance fics that are overly stupid, but Drew's 'rose for Beautifly' left the most to parody.

Is romance cute? Yeah, sure. But are the vast majority of the fics surrounding it endless, annoying, and badly written? Fuck yeah.

(I have, however, read a few good ones. Most are not, however. Romance is not the only reason you should write anything more than a one-shot.) So, here you go! Short, may do sequel. Sorry.)

To clear a few things up:

Yes, I understand canon sucks sometimes, and is hard to follow. That's fine; none of my stories are in canon. But at LEAST put pokemon and contests/gym battles in there. And canon towns, etc... PLEASE. Think of the CHILDREN.

Finally: From the mouth of the clinically depressed kid, QUIT WRITING SHITTY ANGST. Make it REAL. Miserable, not 'boo-hoo, my boyfriend broke up with me', shit. Please. For the real broken hearts.

Drew came up to May after a contest. It didn't matter who won. Anything but romance was not important. Drew pulled a rose out of his pocket. "Oh, Drew!" May said happily.

"A rose for me?" He shook his head. "No. It's for Beautifly." She looked confused. "You've got to be kidding, right?" He held the rose out to Beautifly.

"Beautifly, I love you. Will you come with me on a magical adventure?" Beautifly fluttered her wings. "Oh, lovely! The wedding shall be tomorrow!!" Drew pranced out of the contest hall. "..." Realizing she had no more reason to exist, May disappeared into a nearby plothole. Ooh, wonder what's in there?

And so Drew and Beautifly went on a magical adventure! Just the two of them! With no pokemon or contesting what-so-ever! Just the two of them going on magical, badly hidden canon rape adventures! They traveled from Grand Festival to Grand Festival, without ever training for contests, yay!

And of course, they had to go to high school. Even though normal school has never been mentioned anywhere, it was made just for Drew and Beautifly.

Because they're special.

Or something. Anyway, since everyone else who was not pretty enough to have a romance centered around them had either disappeared, or been paired up for the sake of chapter length, Drew and Beautifly had nothing to do.

So Drew killed himself in an angsty Teen Hormone-bucket way. Not out of real sorrow.

He was just bored.

But because of Beautifly's pure, true love, he was brought back to teh life. And they got married! And everyone got married with them, in some sort or sextuplet-style wedding.

And after that, they had many green haired children.

With wings.

And they all lived happily ever after, because the author had gotten bored.

There's only so much you can do with romance, after all.