I told Jeremy it was called a "script". It isn't a "script". It's actually called a "squip". The less Jeremy knows, the better. My brother had a Squip-- it didn't go well. Sure, it was good and helpful at first but after a few months, it got out of control. He started acting weird-- he said all this weird stuff and started acting differently. For example, he flipped off my parents and broke up with his girlfriend. I don't know what happened. All I know is that Jeremy would want one and it would change him too.
A Squip is basically a super computer that you could swallow in a pill. It can speak to you from your brain and give you advice on how to be "cool". It can also retain information and solve problems for you, which is how my brother ended up with an excellent score on his SATs. "Squip" stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Sure the idea sounds cool, but it's really not.